Special Ed Jokes
51 special ed jokes and hilarious special ed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about special ed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Special Ed Short Jokes
Short special ed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The special ed humour may include short special needs jokes also.
- Today I gave a student detention for being tardy I was then fired from my job as a special ed. teacher
- I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy.
- I got fired from my job as a teacher for sending a student to the office for being tardy Apparently, it's not acceptable behavior for a special ed teacher
- If a special ed kid is late for school Is it politically incorrect to give them a "Tardy" slip?
- Teacher: you cant be here this is a special eds class Kid: *takes out fidget spinner*
Teacher: carry on - IN SPECIAL EDUCATION They put me in Special Ed because they thought I was slow, but I stayed in Special Ed for the ladies.
- Everyone is always telling me I'm so special! (: Just wish they'd get my name right. I don't know any Eds
- What do a special ed student and laundry detergent have in common? They're both a little downy.
- What do you call a Fire Brigade made entirely of special ed students? Fire retardant.
- My special-ed girlfriend may be pregnant... Her period's tardy.
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Special Ed One Liners
Which special ed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with special ed? I can suggest the ones about special people and special olympics.
- Why do special Ed classes always start late Because everyone is a little tardy.
- Do special ed teachers mark late students as tardy? i have no shame.
- If a special ed kid is late to class Is it morally wrong to call him tardy?
- If a Special-Ed student is late more than once... Does that make him re-tardy?
- what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy
- The special ed students made a metal band. It's called Syndrome of a Down.
- My mom always told me I was special. But I still can't figure out who this "ed" guy is.
- The name's Eddy. But in school everyone calls me "special-ed"
- If you're late for Special ED class... Is it ok for the teacher to call you Tardy?
- What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot
- My mom says I'm special but who is Ed?
- My mother told me I was special But I still can't figure out who the Ed guy was.
- My parents call me special, But I don't know who Ed is
- What do you call a Special Ed kid in a pool A drownie
- Why can't a special ed student be late for class? Because he's already tardy.
Special Ed Teacher Jokes
Here is a list of funny special ed teacher jokes and even better special ed teacher puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in s**... suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher
Fun-Filled Special Ed Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about special ed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean special jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make special ed pranks.
I was put into a special ed class in highschool.......
I came for the easy grades, but I stayed.....
...***For the ladies***
What do you get when somebody smuggles w**... into the special ed classroom?
Baked potatoes.
Whatcha call a bunch of special ed kids on p**... brownies?
High rollers
My mom used to call me special...
But she always got my name wrong when she called me Ed.
My mom calls Special...
But I don't know who this Ed guy is?
I have science class with some of the special ed kids
What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?
The Nintendo Wii-t**...
Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar.
So, a middle school science class is learning about genetics
and the students are working with recessive and dominant eye colors in punnett squares. A few minutes into the activity one student beckons the teacher over. He has a very concerned look on his face.
The teacher is a little worried. This has happened before. Every once in a while a student realizes that he is adopted or his dad isn't who he thought.
The teacher hesitantly walks over to the concerned student, ready to have a difficult conversation.
"Do you have a question about the assignment?" the teacher asks.
"Well," the student replies, "I think I might be adopted, because I have blue eyes and both my moms have brown eyes!"
[According to a Special Ed teacher at my school, this really happened to her.]