Special Ed Jokes
41 special ed jokes and hilarious special ed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about special ed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Special Ed Short Jokes
Short special ed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The special ed humour may include short special needs jokes also.
- Today I gave a student detention for being tardy I was then fired from my job as a special ed. teacher
- I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy.
- Teacher: you cant be here this is a special eds class Kid: *takes out fidget spinner*
Teacher: carry on - Everyone is always telling me I'm so special! (: Just wish they'd get my name right. I don't know any Eds
- What do a special ed student and laundry detergent have in common? They're both a little downy.
- Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar.
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Special Ed One Liners
Which special ed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with special ed? I can suggest the ones about special people and special olympics.
- Why do special Ed classes always start late Because everyone is a little tardy.
- Do special ed teachers mark late students as tardy? i have no shame.
- If a special ed kid is late to class Is it morally wrong to call him tardy?
- If a Special-Ed student is late more than once... Does that make him re-tardy?
- what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy
- The special ed students made a metal band. It's called Syndrome of a Down.
- My mom always told me I was special. But I still can't figure out who this "ed" guy is.
- The name's Eddy. But in school everyone calls me "special-ed"
- If you're late for Special ED class... Is it ok for the teacher to call you Tardy?
- My parents call me special, But I don't know who Ed is
- What do you call a Special Ed kid in a pool A drownie
- What do you call a Fire Brigade made entirely of special ed students? Fire retardant.
- My special-ed girlfriend may be pregnant... Her period's tardy.
- My mom used to call me special... But she always got my name wrong when she called me Ed.
- I have science class with some of the special ed kids
Fun-Filled Special Ed Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about special ed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean special jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make special ed pranks.
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I was put into a special ed class in highschool.......
I came for the easy grades, but I stayed.....
...***For the ladies***
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What do you get when somebody smuggles w**... into the special ed classroom?
Baked potatoes.
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Whatcha call a bunch of special ed kids on p**... brownies?
High rollers
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What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?
The Nintendo Wii-t**...
So, a middle school science class is learning about genetics
and the students are working with recessive and dominant eye colors in punnett squares. A few minutes into the activity one student beckons the teacher over. He has a very concerned look on his face.
The teacher is a little worried. This has happened before. Every once in a while a student realizes that he is adopted or his dad isn't who he thought.
The teacher hesitantly walks over to the concerned student, ready to have a difficult conversation.
"Do you have a question about the assignment?" the teacher asks.
"Well," the student replies, "I think I might be adopted, because I have blue eyes and both my moms have brown eyes!"
[According to a Special Ed teacher at my school, this really happened to her.]
