Spears Jokes

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The Best Spears Puns

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ...

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.

He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.

I'm screwed, says the pilot.

God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not screwed. Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.

The pilot does this.

NOW you're screwed, says God.

How do reavers clean their spears?

They put them through the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They run them through the Wash.

(In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)

Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms?

Y'know. The Brittany Spears?


What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS?

"Oops, audited again"

I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears

But she cancelled at the last minute.

Singing French Knights

In the Middle Ages, Western France was known for it singing knights. The most famous group were a bunch of lancers from the town of Brittany. They were known as the Brittany Spears.

Give me a screwdriver

Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey.

Start of a sexual harrassment case for Britney Spears.

TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France..

Britanny Spears.

Why was Britney Spears addicted to the cocaine?

Because Kevin fed her lines


What do you call an Englishman on his knees eating pickles

Britknee Spears

What do you call Britney Spears with a brain?

Pregnant.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

They should make a movie of how WW4 almost started

The sum of all spears

-Knock Knock.

-Who's there?
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Knock knock.
-Who's there.
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Oops, I did it again.

What's the difference between Britney Spears and a woman who faces physical abuse?

One likes to sing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'

I dated:

britney spears

Breath escapes my broken body. I collapse amid dark, icy spears of pain. The fight's done. It's over.

My trainer: you've done 9 seconds.


Potato Joke

Why does every potato love Britney Spears? Because if she's not a girl, not yet a woman, then she COULD be a potato.

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

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