Spear Jokes
40 spear jokes and hilarious spear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Spear fishing jokes are not as common as jokes about fishing with a rod and reel. This article will explore humorous stories and jokes about the humble lance, from experienced fishers in remote valleys to a daring explorer. Hop in and join the laughter!
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Funniest Spear Short Jokes
Short spear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spear humour may include short spoon jokes also.
- What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head.
- What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time..
- What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head.
- Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.
- Today I made a spear and threw it to the other side of a river It wasn't very productive, but at least I got my point across.
- No believes me but I saw Genghis Kahn holding a spear running around town last night. They say is just another one of my Kahn spear I see theories.
- How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash.
(In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP) - [Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common? Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
- Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms? Y'know. The Brittany Spears?
- What is the difference between Crystal Palace football club and a spear? A spear actually has a point.
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Spear One Liners
Which spear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spear? I can suggest the ones about spat and sponge.
- You should not disagree with my spear It has a point.
- Britney Spears has the most toxic fans. And for good reason; it's a catchy song
- What do you call a stripper with a spear? A pole lancer
- What is similar between Jon Snow and The Night King? They have both speared a dragon.
- How do reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash.
- What's the difference between a feminist and a spear? At least the spear has a point
- What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man? Pokey Mon
- I was going to go into battle but I broke my spear so there was no point.
- It's hard to argue with a spear I mean, it's got a point.
- I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears But she cancelled at the last minute.
- What did britney spears say when she got a letter from the IRS? "Oops, audited again"
- What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!
- How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash.
- TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France.. Britanny Spears.
- How did the trident beat the spear? It had two more points.
Spear Fishing Jokes
Here is a list of funny spear fishing jokes and even better spear fishing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a spear-fisherman hunting a group of fish? A school shooter
Silly & Ridiculous Spear Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about spear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spear pranks.
A shipwreck survivor washes up on the beach...
...of an island and is surrounded by a group of warriors.
I'm done for, the man cries in despair.
No, you are not, comes a booming voice from the heavens. Listen carefully, and do exactly as I say. Grab a spear and push it through the heart of the warrior chief.
The man does what he is told, turns to the heavens, and asks, Now, what?
The booming voice replies, Now you are done for.
A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.
He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.
I'm s**..., says the pilot.
God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not s**.... Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.
The pilot does this.
NOW you're s**..., says God.
Never argue with somebody legally blind about spear fighting...
they can hardly see your point.
What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?
A nun with a spear through her head.
I went spearfishing for the first time the other day, it was great...
...the faces of the parents at the kiddie pool were much better though.
My humor is so dark
it runs around with a spear
What's black, white, covered in blood, and can't turn around in a phone booth?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?
Britney Spears
What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?
A zebra with a spear through its head.
How do you defeat a ghost?
Spear it
