The Best 27 Spear Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spear jokes. There are some spear impale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Spear Jokes and Puns

You should not disagree with my spear

It has a point.

Advice from an old native American hunter:

Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Spear joke, What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.


What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A zebra with a spear through its head.

It's hard to argue with a spear

I mean, it's got a point.

Spear joke, It's hard to argue with a spear

A shipwreck survivor washes up on the beach...

...of an island and is surrounded by a group of warriors.
I'm done for, the man cries in despair.
No, you are not, comes a booming voice from the heavens. Listen carefully, and do exactly as I say. Grab a spear and push it through the heart of the warrior chief.
The man does what he is told, turns to the heavens, and asks, Now, what?
The booming voice replies, Now you are done for.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Never argue with somebody legally blind about spear fighting...

they can hardly see your point.

I was going to go into battle

but I broke my spear so there was no point.

What's black, white, covered in blood, and can't turn around in a phone booth?

A nun with a spear through her head!

What do you call a prehistoric poet?

Shake Spear

Today I made a spear and threw it to the other side of a river

It wasn't very productive, but at least I got my point across.

Spear joke, Today I made a spear and threw it to the other side of a river

What is the difference between Crystal Palace football club and a spear?

A spear actually has a point.

A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.

He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.

I'm screwed, says the pilot.

God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not screwed. Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.

The pilot does this.

NOW you're screwed, says God.

What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man?

Pokey Mon


What do you call a stripper with a spear?

A pole lancer

My humor is so dark

it runs around with a spear

I went to my car one day to find a spear sticking out of the windshield!

That's the last time I ask Joss Whedon to wash it for me.

How do you defeat a ghost?

Spear it

How did the trident beat the spear?

It had two more points.

I went spearfishing for the first time the other day, it was great...

...the faces of the parents at the kiddie pool were much better though.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

At least the spear has a point

No believes me but I saw Genghis Kahn holding a spear running around town last night.

They say is just another one of my Kahn spear I see theories.

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