The Best 7 Speak Fluent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Speak Fluent jokes. There are some speak fluent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these speak fluent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Speak Fluent Jokes and Puns

When Kim Jong-Un met Donald Trump some questioned whether he could actually speak English

It has now been reported that Trump actually managed several sentences in almost fluent English.

An old man sat studying on a bench near the Kremlin

A KGB agent walking by looked at him suspiciously
but passed by
But an hour and 2 more times passing later the agent asked "Why are u sitting here so long and what are u doing?
Old man replied "I am an old man and Don't expect to live much longer. I want to go to heaven and as u know they speak Hebrew in heaven so I am learning the language now
To this the agent replied "Ha if u go to hell? Then what?"
The old man replied "I am already fluent in Russian"

Interspecies communication breakthrough!

I just sat on the toilet and realized my butt speaks fluent Humpback Whale!

Believe it or not i can actually speak fluent French

I surrender!

The French

I can speak fluent french, watch this... "I Surrender"


I asked my Spanish-speaking friend what "no se" meant.

He replied, "I don't know."
I said "I thought you were fluent in Spanish!"

I don't want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin

I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the speak fluent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working speak fluent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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