Following is our collection of funny Spatula jokes. There are some spatula styrofoam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spatula whisk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Spatula.
His name was Count Spatula
(Tried this out on my kids the other day. It went horrifically bad)
Count Spatula
and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.
He thinks, "If I could have just one cookie, I could die a happy man." So he gets out of bed, crawls down the hall, and with his last ounce of strength, reaches up to take a fresh cookie. But his wife smacks his hand with a spatula.
He says, "Why did you do that?"
"They're for the funeral."
*Spatula*
Wife : I'm leaving you
Me : Why?!
Wife : You lie to me constantly!
Me : Ha! You don't just leave the man who invented the spatula, Amber!
Spatula.
My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.
Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spatula knives jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working spatula decorative piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.