spatula Jokes

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What do you call a spitting vampire?



What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula


A man is on his deathbed and he smells chocolate chip cookies baking.

He thinks, "If I could have just one cookie, I could die a happy man." So he gets out of bed, crawls down the hall, and with his last ounce of strength, reaches up to take a fresh cookie. But his wife smacks his hand with a spatula.

He says, "Why did you do that?"

"They're for the funeral."


Which common kitchen tool would drink your blood if it could?



Wife : I'm leaving you!

Wife : I'm leaving you

Me : Why?!

Wife : You lie to me constantly!

Me : Ha! You don't just leave the man who invented the spatula, Amber!


What do you call a woman who turn straight guys into gay?



Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos

My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.

Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.


I recently graduated top of my class at Cooking School

They gave me a Spatula degree!


What type of spatula does Migos' use when they cook?



My wife is kinda kinky. She asked me to stick a spatula up her butt and twist it around...

Fucking dis-ass-stir.


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