Spatula Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Spatula puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Spatula

What do you call a spitting vampire?


What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

There was a monk helping make breakfast for the monastery,

and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.

A man is on his deathbed and he smells chocolate chip cookies baking.

He thinks, "If I could have just one cookie, I could die a happy man." So he gets out of bed, crawls down the hall, and with his last ounce of strength, reaches up to take a fresh cookie. But his wife smacks his hand with a spatula.

He says, "Why did you do that?"

"They're for the funeral."

Which common kitchen tool would drink your blood if it could?


Wife : I'm leaving you!

Wife : I'm leaving you

Me : Why?!

Wife : You lie to me constantly!

Me : Ha! You don't just leave the man who invented the spatula, Amber!

What do you call a woman who turn straight guys into gay?


Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos

My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.

Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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