6+ Great Spasms Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

Spasms Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spasms jokes. Read spasms indigestion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spasms spastic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Spasms Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Doc, my husband was just admitted to the hospital with violent b**... spasms. Do you know where he is?

Doctor: ICU baby, shaking that a**....

Why don't pirates have gluteal muscle spasms?

Because they already seize the b**...!

Why was the anti vaxers 4 year old crying

The spasms from tetanus caused a lot of pain in the iron lung.

Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art...

that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent?

Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way

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