The Best 6 Spasms Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spasms jokes. There are some spasms indigestion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spasms spastic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spasms Jokes and Puns

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Doc, my husband was just admitted to the hospital with violent butt spasms. Do you know where he is?

Doctor: ICU baby, shaking that ass.

Why don't pirates have gluteal muscle spasms?

Because they already seize the booty!

Why was the anti vaxers 4 year old crying

The spasms from tetanus caused a lot of pain in the iron lung.


Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art...

that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent?

Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spasms cyst jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spasms geriatric piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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