Spasm Jokes
6 spasm jokes and hilarious spasm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spasm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking to make your kids chuckle? Then check out these classic spasm jokes! You'll find laughs based around back spasms and twitches of kids. Enjoy humor while teaching the little ones a lesson in funny!
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Playful Spasm Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good spasm joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror...
The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?
Me: No little one, this snake isn't poisonous at all
*Snake bites boy and boy immediately starts to spasm and foam at the mouth, leaving the other kids watching, horrified*
Me: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time lads
Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake. Is it poisonous?
Me: No, this snake is not poisonous at all.
* one of them picks up the snake, which bites him. He begins to spasm and foam at the mouth.*
Me: However, this snake is very venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time.
No, that snake's not poisonous at all.
A boy scout says to his scout leader, Sir, is this snake poisonous?
The scout leader says, No, that snake's not poisonous at all.
So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.
The scout leader says, But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys.
When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm
You could say I got Little Seizures.
I once had a shy parasite attached to me that would occasionally cause me to spasm.
It was a nervous tic.
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