The Best 7 Spartan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spartan jokes. There are some spartan medieval jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spartan michigan state spartan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spartan Jokes and Puns

A Pope and a lawyer meet by the Pearly Gates.

A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven.
They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.
The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light.
They came to the Lawyer's room.
It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar.
The Lawyer said, "There must be a mistake. This must be the Pope's room!"
St Peter said, "There's no mistake. This is your room. We have lots of Pope's, but you're our very first Lawyer!"

"Spartans, tonight, we dine in hell!!"

"Jerry, don't scream at the kids like that! If you don't want to come at my mother's dinner, don't"

Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.


Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the retarded spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.

What do you call a gassy greek?

A Fartin' Spartan

How many men died in the battle during the movie 300?

299 "Because only Spartan women give birth to real men"- Queen Gorgo

My friend's dad quit his job and left his family to go off into the wilderness and pursue a "Spartan lifestyle."

Which apparently just entails banging a bunch of dudes in the woods.

A friend asked me to go out partying with him this weekend.

I told him I'm too Spartan to go out man.

What do you mean? He asked

I replied I Lacedaemoni, man.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spartan sparta jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spartan theseus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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