Spartan Jokes
5 spartan jokes and hilarious spartan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spartan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A Pope and a lawyer meet by the Pearly Gates.
A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven.
They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.
The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light.
They came to the Lawyer's room.
It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar.
The Lawyer said, "There must be a mistake. This must be the Pope's room!"
St Peter said, "There's no mistake. This is your room. We have lots of Pope's, but you're our very first Lawyer!"
"Spartans, tonight, we dine in h**...!!"
"j**..., don't scream at the kids like that! If you don't want to come at my mother's dinner, don't"
After fighting off waves of attacks by the Spartans, Paris went to visit with Helen
But alas, she was not very happy.
What is wrong, my love?
It's nothing.
Come on, my love, I sacrificed so much for you, so you must divulge why you're not happy. He pleaded.
It's nothing.
I'm pleading with you! I will defeat the whole spartan army and Achiles himself to see that smile again! Please, for the love of Zeus, why are you sad?
Well, it's just…
Yes? What is it?
If you must know…
Yes? Yes? He asked, encouraging her.
I only count 999 ships.
Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.
300.
Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the r**... spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.
What do you call a gassy greek?
A Fartin' Spartan
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