The Best 6 Sparta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sparta jokes. There are some sparta neutralize jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sparta toybox puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sparta Jokes and Puns

What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife.

Nothing, he's Gladiator.

What did Spartacus say when a Lion ate his wife?

Nothing. He was gladiator.

I'm Spartacus and that's my drink, thank you very much.

Can I get a straw with this?

"Spartans, tonight, we dine in hell!!"

"Jerry, don't scream at the kids like that! If you don't want to come at my mother's dinner, don't"

Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed.

You've got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!


My girlfriend asked me if I was interested in doing role play

So I yelled this is Sparta and kicked her down the stairs

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sparta bipartisan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sparta tsunami piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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