The Best 13 Sparrow Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sparrow jokes. There are some sparrow barnyard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sparrow nest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sparrow Jokes and Puns
A man is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million dollar question.
The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"
What happened when the sparrow flew into the electric fan ?
Shredded tweet.
What does Captain Jack Sparrow do when he has back pain?
Pilates of the Caribbean.
What do you call Jack Sparrow after he falls off The Black Pearl and sinks down to the sea bed?
Johnny Deep.
What weighs 6 ounces, sits on a tree, and highly dangerous
A sparrow with a machine gun
What does Jack Sparrow do when he's scared?
He RUMS away
What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?
The Deviated Septon.
What do you call a druggie pirate?
Crack Sparrow
What is brown, weighs 3 oz, sits in a tree and is extremely deadly?
A sparrow with an AK-47
Why didn't the birdwatcher have to buy a vowel when he was on the Wheel of Fortune?
Because he had a sparrow.
Why can Jack Sparrow never find a chainsaw?
Because the rum is always gone
You can explore sparrow hawk reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sparrow finch dad jokes. There are also sparrow puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Forest: whats that you're drinking?
Jack sparrow: what, this?
Forest: yea that!
Jack; Rum Forest, rum
Why did the sparrow go to the doctor?
He was in need of immediate medical tweetment.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sparrow bird jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sparrow nibble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.