Sparrow Jokes
10 sparrow jokes and hilarious sparrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sparrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along to some funny jokes about sparrows! From jokes about the famous Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, to hilarious stories about a sparrow's adventure to find a waterfall and outsmart a hawk, these jokes are sure to entertain!
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Quirky and Hilarious Sparrow Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good sparrow joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a bird that hits the gym?
A jacked sparrow!
A man is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million dollar question.
The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"
What does Captain Jack Sparrow do when he has back pain?
Pilates of the Caribbean.
What happened when the sparrow flew into the electric fan ?
Shredded tweet.
what did Captain Jack Sparrow say when he got home?
"ARRRGGG! She shipped my bed!"
What do you call Jack Sparrow after he falls off The Black Pearl and sinks down to the sea bed?
Johnny Deep.
What weighs 6 ounces, sits on a tree, and highly dangerous
A sparrow with a machine gun
What does Jack Sparrow do when he's scared?
He RUMS away
What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?
The Deviated Septon.
What do you call a druggie pirate?
Crack Sparrow
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