The Best 7 Sparky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sparky jokes. There are some sparky steel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sparky fifi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sparky Jokes and Puns

For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got

Having puppies

**Three dogs are at the vet's. Talking dog talk.**

Rover, "Why are you guys here?"

Sparky, "I been peeing all over the house. I'm going to get my nuts cut off." Ruff.

Barky, "I growl at everything. I'm going to get my nuts cut off. Ruff.

How about you Rover?"

Rover, "Well, my mistress was getting out of the shower yesterday, I love her *sooo* much. *Ah-Rooo*. Seeing her naked, bent over drying her foot, well, I jumped on. "

The other two - "So you're getting you nuts cut off too?"

Rover, "Hell no! I'm getting my nails trimmed."

This is an old joke

What do you call a short legged dog with steel balls?


What do you call a dog with no hind legs and iron balls?


A doggo was born without hind legs, but had balls of steel...

They named him Sparky

My neighbours' dog has metal b*ll*cks and no back legs.

Sparky- they call him.

His last dog had no legs at all- he named that one Woodbine. We'd often see him taking it for a drag.

What do you call.a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sparky gored jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sparky manga piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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