Spark Jokes
47 spark jokes and hilarious spark puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spark that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a spark of humor? This article has the right spark plug for jokes! Featuring jokes about sparkle and electrical related topics, this article will have you glowing with laughter!
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Funniest Spark Short Jokes
Short spark jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spark humour may include short torch jokes also.
- Met a girl in the park... Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.
These taser guns are well worth the money. - TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI... Whoops, wrong Serb.
- My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone… …So I tasered her.
I'll ask her again when she wakes up. - How does the winter solstice decorate its tree? With sparkly stars, fairy lights, and a moon on top!
- Keep that spark alive My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we started dating?"
So I took her out to a nice dinner and then dropped her off at her parents' house. - Online dating sparks a rise in tablet use with young singles. I've been using tablets for dating since the 80's - Bill C
- What did the burnt down house say to the switch board? *There was a definite spark between us*
- How are women similar to fireworks? They're fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark.
- What did the light switch say to his relationship therapist? Currently, we have an on-off off relationship, and I'm just not sure that spark is still there
- The electrician is married to his job He loves it so much, that you could say between them, sparks fly
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Spark One Liners
Which spark one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spark? I can suggest the ones about spin and shaft.
- A spark plug walks into a bar And the bartender says " don't you go starting anything"
- What did the fisherman say to the lightning bolt? "Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
- How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute
- Why was the beach next to the power plant closed? Because it is spark infested waters.
- Two Sticks went on a date but there weren't any sparks. It was bad Match.
- Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage
- Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook? A Wok to Remember
- How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings.
- I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark.
- What did the fisherman say to the electrician? "Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
- Even a gay mn can love a beautiful woman All it takes is a little *spark*
- RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air
- Just had a date with a woman who welds for a living and oh my, were the sparks flying.
- She was a bright spark... Catherine Wheel.
- Why were the welder and s**... such good friends? They both love to spark up joints.
Spark Plug Jokes
Here is a list of funny spark plug jokes and even better spark plug puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A spark plug walks into a bar... Bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
- Found out my mechanic dealt w**... on the side, now he's my spark plug.
Ridiculous Spark Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about spark you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shoot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spark pranks.
A woman was pumping her gas on an extremely hot day.
As she pulled the nozzle from her car, some splashed on her arm and a random spark ignited the gas. As her arm was burning, she called for help to have someone try to quell the flame before it grew too high. To her luck, a couple police officers walked out from inside the gas station and immediately walked over to her.
As she pleaded for help, they approached her and immediately arrested her for unlawfully waving a firearm.
An American visiting the U.K .......
has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn't help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland?
They sneer at him and the one says it's Wales!
So the man says my apologies. ….Are you whales from Ireland?
Four engineers riding in a car -
it stalls. Mechanical engineer suggests a timing problem. Electrical engineer says bad spark. Chemical engineer offers poor fuel mixture. The computer engineer has no idea but "If we get out the car and get back in it may start
I met a beautiful girl in the park.
I met a beautiful girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we were making love, I thought .... "These taser guns are well worth the money."
"This is the biggest game of your life," my coach said.
Everyone was nervous, including me, and he wasn't making things easier.
He followed-up with, "Pretend like you're are going into combat."
That was it. That was the spark I needed. I waited for his back to be turned, and when it was, I snuck out of the locker room and started making my way to Canada.
I was walking in the park...
..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having s**....
God do I love my new taser.
A guy goes to his psychiatrist complaining about his s**... life...
Upon further discussion the psychiatrist suggests that the spark of excitement has gone out of his client's marriage.
"Perhaps," he suggests, "the next time you are feeling amorous, you should just take your wife, s**... and with abandon, right there and then, no matter the circumstance."
The man agrees that it seems a good idea. Two weeks later, he returns for his normal session with the psychiatrist.
"How did things go?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Absolutely amazing," says the man. "One night, as we sat down to dinner, I looked at my wife. She looked at me and we immediately made mad, passionate love right there on the table."
"So, things are good?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Couldn't be better," says the guy, "except we're can't eat at the Denny's next to our house anymore."
I was walking in the park the other day, when
I suddenly saw the girl of my dreams. Our eyes locked and there was this instant spark between us and she instantly went weak at the knees and fell before me.
As we lay on the grass making love, I thought to myself. These stun guns are well worth the money.
Engineers
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas." The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."
4 engineers repairing a car
*there are 4 engineers in a car but it doesn't start*
Mechanical engineer: the spark plug must be broken
Chemical engineer: there must be impurities in the gas
Electrical engineer: the contact must be broken
Computer engineer: what if we exit and enter the car another time?
If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok...
It's still water.
Sparkling water was invented by german.
Who else would think of adding gas to the water.
I was walking down the road..
I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing s**....
Amazing what tasers can do these days.
A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
Sparkling water is definitely a German invention
Who else would put gas in water?
He said the spark had gone out of our relationship.
So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
Roll, roll, roll your joint, twist it at the end
Spark it up, take a drag and pass it to... myself I guess. Sorry, social distancing and all, roll your own.
I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...
...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.
