The Best 20 Sparks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sparks jokes. There are some sparks blaze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sparks wildfire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sparks Jokes and Puns

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today..

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then.

God, I love my new Taser...

I met a beautiful girl down at the park today

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there!

Gosh I love my new taser

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.

The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and
the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,
charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put
this man in a dry
cell!"

Sparks joke, At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.

"An interesting title" doesn't sparks interest

Two men are walking down the street when they happen upon a dog licking his balls, The first man says " Boy, I wish I could do that" The second guy says" I tried once and he bit me".

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute


I met this beautiful girl in the park yesterday. Sparks flew and she fell at my feet. We ended up having sex right there on the spot.

God, I love my new taserο»Ώ!

Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel

Sparks outrage

Sparks joke, Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel

Middle Class Sexting.

So this girl I'm seeing sent me a picture of herself in a crotchless leather catsuit she'd bought from Marks and Sparks, she then proceeded to text exactly what she would do to me in it. That wasn't just any sex text. That was an M&S S&M MMS and SMS.

Two men were breaking into a high security software company...

They couldn't get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.

It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.

They looked at each other, impressed and relieved.

Urine.

Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?

A Wok to Remember

The electrician is married to his job

He loves it so much, that you could say between them, sparks fly

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I just met a girl

And she took me to her metal fabrication shop.
It's safe to say that we cut corners and sparks were flying.

Online dating sparks a rise in tablet use with young singles.

I've been using tablets for dating since the 80's - Bill C

An Engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding"

He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.
In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever "

My wife and I love curling up in a fuzzy blanket and nuzzling up with our cat this time of year, when the air is cold and dry...

Really makes the sparks fly!

I met this girl at a party...

We got on really well, sparks flew, and we ended up on the floor.

Thank god i brought my taser with me

Sparks joke, I met this girl at a party...

Sparks joy

I decided to follow Marie Kondo's advice.

I stppped doing groceries. It did not spark joy.
I stopped doing laundry. It did not spark joy.
I stopped changing sheets. It did not spark joy.
I stopped servicing our car. It did not spark joy.
I stopped cooking. It did not spark joy.
I stopped throwing trash. It did not spark joy.

Then my wife left me. She said it did not spark joy.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

RIP Jordin Sparks

She had no air


Help create the punch line?

My dad sent me the beginnings to a joke, but never sent the punch line....any help creating one?

Toad is stirring a steaming caldron over an open flame

Frog says, "What's cooking?" as the flames send tiny sparks into the night

Toad hands the frog a piece of a boiled chicken leg. "here try this".........

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sparks rekindle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sparks burns piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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