Sparkling Water Jokes
19 sparkling water jokes and hilarious sparkling water puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sparkling water that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sparkling Water Short Jokes
Short sparkling water jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sparkling water humour may include short sparkling jokes also.
- He asked for a bottle of still water. I handed him sparkling.
He said 'I asked for still water - this is sparkling.'
'Yeah - but it's still water.'
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Sparkling Water One Liners
Which sparkling water one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sparkling water? I can suggest the ones about carbonated water and bottle water.
- If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok... It's still water.
- Sparkling water was invented by german. Who else would think of adding gas to the water.
- Sparkling water is definitely a German invention Who else would put gas in water?
- Did you know Germany invented sparkling water? Who else would of thought of adding gas.
- People are 70% water. Their personality depends on whether it's still or sparkling.
- Whats a magnets favorite drink? Polar Sparkling Water.
- How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water.
- p**..... prefer sparkling water.. just going out on a limb here
Sparkling Water Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sparkling water you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drinking water jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sparkling water pranks.
"Real" Beer
The CEOs of AB InBev, Molson Coors and Guinness are at the bar.
The CEO of AB InBev orders a Bud Light.
The CEO of Molson Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a sparkling water.
The other two CEOs turn to the CEO of Guinness and ask him why he isn't ordering a Guinness to which he replies:
"If you two aren't drinking beer, then neither will I!"
Waiting in line
A woman is checking out at the grocery store. She buys a dozen eggs, two boxes of pasta, waffles, a bag of onions, lunch meat, oatmeal, sparkling water and throws on a pack of gum at the register.
The man behind her says "you must be single"
"Why yes I am! Did you figure this out by noticing all the stuff I bought?"
"Nope, it's because you are ugly!"