Sparkling Water Jokes
7 sparkling water jokes and hilarious sparkling water puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sparkling water that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Sparkling Water Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good sparkling water joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
He asked for a bottle of still water.
I handed him sparkling.
He said 'I asked for still water - this is sparkling.'
'Yeah - but it's still water.'
If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok...
It's still water.
Sparkling water was invented by german.
Who else would think of adding gas to the water.
People are 70% water.
Their personality depends on whether it's still or sparkling.
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p**.....
prefer sparkling water.. just going out on a limb here
Whats a magnets favorite drink?
Polar Sparkling Water.
How do you make a starfish shine?
Drop it in sparkling water.
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