The Best 5 Sparkle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sparkle jokes. There are some sparkle eyelashes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sparkle petals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sparkle Jokes and Puns

I asked my partner what sort of engagement ring she'd like.

"One that's a bit like you," she said.

"Full of sparkle?"

"Cheap and round," she replied.

At a Chinese restaurant

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck

This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share.

What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot?
Her glitterus

My teacher told me he saw a sparkle in me

turns out my shirt was on fire

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sparkle tapas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sparkle exquisite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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