Spark Plug Jokes
7 spark plug jokes and hilarious spark plug puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spark plug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Spark Plug Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good spark plug joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A spark plug walks into a bar
And the bartender says " don't you go starting anything"
4 engineers repairing a car
*there are 4 engineers in a car but it doesn't start*
Mechanical engineer: the spark plug must be broken
Chemical engineer: there must be impurities in the gas
Electrical engineer: the contact must be broken
Computer engineer: what if we exit and enter the car another time?
A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
Found out my mechanic dealt w**... on the side,
now he's my spark plug.
A spark plug walks into a bar...
Bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A brain and a spark plug walk into a bar...
The brain walks up to the bar and says:
" can i have a beer for my friend and I?"
The barman looks at the brain and goes back to polishing his glass.
The brain tries again: "Can I have a beer please?!?"
"No, not for you. Not today guys." The barman says, not looking up from his task.
"Well, why not?!?" The brain asks, now quite perplexed.
"Well" the barman pauses... "you look like you're out of your head. And your mate, he looks like he's just about to start something."
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So four guys are driving in a car..
And suddenly the car stops. The first guy is a chemists and suggests it could be a chemical problem and that they may be out of gas, the second guy is an electrician and says he believes it could be something with the spark plugs and that they should check that, the third guy is a mechanic and says he thinks it could be the engine and that it needed to be looked at, the last guy is an IT worker and suggests that they all get out of the car, then back in, and shut the doors then try again.
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