Spark Jokes
44 spark jokes and hilarious spark puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spark that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a spark of humor? This article has the right spark plug for jokes! Featuring jokes about sparkle and electrical related topics, this article will have you glowing with laughter!
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Funniest Spark Short Jokes
Short spark jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spark humour may include short torch jokes also.
- Met a girl in the park... Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.
These taser guns are well worth the money. - TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI... Whoops, wrong Serb.
- How does the winter solstice decorate its tree? With sparkly stars, fairy lights, and a moon on top!
- Online dating sparks a rise in tablet use with young singles. I've been using tablets for dating since the 80's - Bill C
- What did the burnt down house say to the switch board? *There was a definite spark between us*
- How are women similar to fireworks? They're fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark.
- What did the light switch say to his relationship therapist? Currently, we have an on-off off relationship, and I'm just not sure that spark is still there
- The electrician is married to his job He loves it so much, that you could say between them, sparks fly
- I just met a girl And she took me to her metal fabrication shop.
It's safe to say that we cut corners and sparks were flying. - Roll, roll, roll your joint, twist it at the end Spark it up, take a drag and pass it to... myself I guess. Sorry, social distancing and all, roll your own.
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Spark One Liners
Which spark one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spark? I can suggest the ones about spin and shaft.
- A spark plug walks into a bar And the bartender says " don't you go starting anything"
- What did the fisherman say to the lightning bolt? "Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
- How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute
- Why was the beach next to the power plant closed? Because it is spark infested waters.
- Two Sticks went on a date but there weren't any sparks. It was bad Match.
- Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage
- Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook? A Wok to Remember
- How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings.
- Even a gay mn can love a beautiful woman All it takes is a little *spark*
- RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air
- Just had a date with a woman who welds for a living and oh my, were the sparks flying.
- She was a bright spark... Catherine Wheel.
- Why were the welder and s**... such good friends? They both love to spark up joints.
- Found out my mechanic dealt w**... on the side, now he's my spark plug.
Ridiculous Spark Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about spark you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shoot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spark pranks.
A woman was pumping her gas on an extremely hot day.
As she pulled the nozzle from her car, some splashed on her arm and a random spark ignited the gas. As her arm was burning, she called for help to have someone try to quell the flame before it grew too high. To her luck, a couple police officers walked out from inside the gas station and immediately walked over to her.
As she pleaded for help, they approached her and immediately arrested her for unlawfully waving a firearm.
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An American visiting the U.K .......
has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn't help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland?
They sneer at him and the one says it's Wales!
So the man says my apologies. ….Are you whales from Ireland?
"This is the biggest game of your life," my coach said.
Everyone was nervous, including me, and he wasn't making things easier.
He followed-up with, "Pretend like you're are going into combat."
That was it. That was the spark I needed. I waited for his back to be turned, and when it was, I snuck out of the locker room and started making my way to Canada.
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A guy goes to his psychiatrist complaining about his s**... life...
Upon further discussion the psychiatrist suggests that the spark of excitement has gone out of his client's marriage.
"Perhaps," he suggests, "the next time you are feeling amorous, you should just take your wife, s**... and with abandon, right there and then, no matter the circumstance."
The man agrees that it seems a good idea. Two weeks later, he returns for his normal session with the psychiatrist.
"How did things go?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Absolutely amazing," says the man. "One night, as we sat down to dinner, I looked at my wife. She looked at me and we immediately made mad, passionate love right there on the table."
"So, things are good?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Couldn't be better," says the guy, "except we're can't eat at the Denny's next to our house anymore."
Engineers
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas." The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."
If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok...
It's still water.
Sparkling water was invented by german.
Who else would think of adding gas to the water.
A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
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He said the spark had gone out of our relationship.
So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...
...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.
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Pleasing you girlfriend.
I asked a friend of mine what ways he pleases his girlfriend since I felt I was losing some spark in the bedroom. He told me, "Try waking her up with o**... s**...."
The next morning, I woke up early to see if it would work. She wasn't too amused. She screamed, "What are you doing!? Get that out of my mouth!"
Sparks joy
I decided to follow Marie Kondo's advice.
I stppped doing groceries. It did not spark joy.
I stopped doing laundry. It did not spark joy.
I stopped changing sheets. It did not spark joy.
I stopped servicing our car. It did not spark joy.
I stopped cooking. It did not spark joy.
I stopped throwing trash. It did not spark joy.
Then my wife left me. She said it did not spark joy.
I'm not sure I really enjoy this whole 4th of July thing...
I guess it just lost its spark.
A brain and a spark plug walk into a bar...
The brain walks up to the bar and says:
" can i have a beer for my friend and I?"
The barman looks at the brain and goes back to polishing his glass.
The brain tries again: "Can I have a beer please?!?"
"No, not for you. Not today guys." The barman says, not looking up from his task.
"Well, why not?!?" The brain asks, now quite perplexed.
"Well" the barman pauses... "you look like you're out of your head. And your mate, he looks like he's just about to start something."
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An elderly couple next to me are talking to each other at a restaurant.
As they are talking, the man keeps calling his wife the sweetest names like Honey, Deer, Sweetie ect ect ect. When his wife excused herself to use the bathroom, I leaned over and said "I love how you talk to your wife. You call her the nicest things. It appears you two have been married for quite some time. How do you keep the spark going?"
He replies "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm too afraid to ask her what it is".
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How old guys pick up women.
I am getting on in years and not the best looking
guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around
the edges. But, I have a nice car, a little money
and I spend most of my time casually traveling
from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us. And all of
a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the
grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought ...
"Wow, these Tasers are really worth the money!!!"
A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
The mechanical engineer said, I think a rod broke.
The chemical engineer said, The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas.
The electrical engineer said, I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system.
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, What do you think?
The computer engineer said, I think we should all get out and then get back in.
So four guys are driving in a car..
And suddenly the car stops. The first guy is a chemists and suggests it could be a chemical problem and that they may be out of gas, the second guy is an electrician and says he believes it could be something with the spark plugs and that they should check that, the third guy is a mechanic and says he thinks it could be the engine and that it needed to be looked at, the last guy is an IT worker and suggests that they all get out of the car, then back in, and shut the doors then try again.
