The Best 35 Spark Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spark jokes. There are some spark flame jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spark ohm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spark Jokes and Puns
A woman was pumping her gas on an extremely hot day.
As she pulled the nozzle from her car, some splashed on her arm and a random spark ignited the gas. As her arm was burning, she called for help to have someone try to quell the flame before it grew too high. To her luck, a couple police officers walked out from inside the gas station and immediately walked over to her.
As she pleaded for help, they approached her and immediately arrested her for unlawfully waving a firearm.
Met a girl in the park...
Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.
These taser guns are well worth the money.
An American visiting the U.K .......
has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn't help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland?
They sneer at him and the one says it's Wales!
So the man says my apologies. ….Are you whales from Ireland?
Four engineers riding in a car -
it stalls. Mechanical engineer suggests a timing problem. Electrical engineer says bad spark. Chemical engineer offers poor fuel mixture. The computer engineer has no idea but "If we get out the car and get back in it may start
I met a beautiful girl in the park.
I met a beautiful girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we were making love, I thought .... "These taser guns are well worth the money."
I was walking in the park...
..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex.
God do I love my new taser.
A guy goes to his psychiatrist complaining about his sex life...
Upon further discussion the psychiatrist suggests that the spark of excitement has gone out of his client's marriage.
"Perhaps," he suggests, "the next time you are feeling amorous, you should just take your wife, sexually and with abandon, right there and then, no matter the circumstance."
The man agrees that it seems a good idea. Two weeks later, he returns for his normal session with the psychiatrist.
"How did things go?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Absolutely amazing," says the man. "One night, as we sat down to dinner, I looked at my wife. She looked at me and we immediately made mad, passionate love right there on the table."
"So, things are good?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Couldn't be better," says the guy, "except we're can't eat at the Denny's next to our house anymore."
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone…
…So I tasered her.
I'll ask her again when she wakes up.
Keep that spark alive
My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we started dating?"
So I took her out to a nice dinner and then dropped her off at her parents' house.
A spark plug walks into a bar
And the bartender says " don't you go starting anything"
I was walking in the park the other day, when
I suddenly saw the girl of my dreams. Our eyes locked and there was this instant spark between us and she instantly went weak at the knees and fell before me.
As we lay on the grass making love, I thought to myself. These stun guns are well worth the money.
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Engineers
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas." The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."
4 engineers repairing a car
*there are 4 engineers in a car but it doesn't start*
Mechanical engineer: the spark plug must be broken
Chemical engineer: there must be impurities in the gas
Electrical engineer: the contact must be broken
Computer engineer: what if we exit and enter the car another time?
If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok...
It's still water.
Sparkling water was invented by german.
Who else would think of adding gas to the water.
I was walking down the road..
I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex.
Amazing what tasers can do these days.
What did the fisherman say to the lightning bolt?
"Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
Why was the beach next to the power plant closed?
Because it is spark infested waters.
What did the burnt down house say to the switch board?
*There was a definite spark between us*
Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?
They both love to spark up joints.
Found out my mechanic dealt weed on the side,
now he's my spark plug.
Sparkling water is definitely a German invention
Who else would put gas in water?
How are women similar to fireworks?
They're fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark.
What did the light switch say to his relationship therapist?
Currently, we have an on-off off relationship, and I'm just not sure that spark is still there
He said the spark had gone out of our relationship.
So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
Roll, roll, roll your joint, twist it at the end
Spark it up, take a drag and pass it to... myself I guess. Sorry, social distancing and all, roll your own.
A spark plug walks into a bar...
Bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...
...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.
I used to date an electrician but we had to break up...
There was just no spark.
What did the fisherman say to the electrician?
"Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
Pleasing you girlfriend.
I asked a friend of mine what ways he pleases his girlfriend since I felt I was losing some spark in the bedroom. He told me, "Try waking her up with oral sex."
The next morning, I woke up early to see if it would work. She wasn't too amused. She screamed, "What are you doing!? Get that out of my mouth!"
Sparks joy
I decided to follow Marie Kondo's advice.
I stppped doing groceries. It did not spark joy.
I stopped doing laundry. It did not spark joy.
I stopped changing sheets. It did not spark joy.
I stopped servicing our car. It did not spark joy.
I stopped cooking. It did not spark joy.
I stopped throwing trash. It did not spark joy.
Then my wife left me. She said it did not spark joy.
I'm not sure I really enjoy this whole 4th of July thing...
I guess it just lost its spark.
Even a gay mn can love a beautiful woman
All it takes is a little *spark*
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