Spares Jokes
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Guillotine execution
3 prisoners in line to be executed confronted with their last words:
~Guard: "What are your last words?" Prisoner 1: "I pray that god spares me, shows that I'm innocent & sets me free" Then they put his head under ready for decapitation, cutting the rope, it goes 1/3rd of the way down & stops, saving his life. Guard: "It must be god, you must be innocent, you're free to go!"
~Guard: "What are your last words?" Prisoner 2: "I pray that god spares me, shows that I'm innocent & sets me free" Then they put his head under ready for decapitation, cutting the rope, it goes 2/3rd's of the way down & stops, saving his life. Guard: "It must be god again, you must also be innocent, you're free to go too!"
~Guard: "What are your last words?" Prisoner 3: "Yea you need to oil that dumb thing"
Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue?
He broke his ribs and needed spares.
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