The Best 25 Spar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spar jokes. There are some spar battle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spar mart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spar Jokes and Puns

What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?

Nothing, he's gladiator.

What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife.

Nothing, he's Gladiator.

In my spare time I help blind children.

I mean the verb, not the adjective.

Spar joke, In my spare time I help blind children.

What did Spartacus say when a Lion ate his wife?

Nothing. He was gladiator.

I'm Spartacus and that's my drink, thank you very much.

Can I get a straw with this?


Keep that spark alive

My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we started dating?"
So I took her out to a nice dinner and then dropped her off at her parents' house.

A spark plug walks into a bar

And the bartender says " don't you go starting anything"

Spar joke, A spark plug walks into a bar

In my spare time I'm helping blind children.

This is a lot of fun, especially since I got my new 3W blue laser pointer.

If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok...

It's still water.

Sparkling water was invented by german.

Who else would think of adding gas to the water.

"Spartans, tonight, we dine in hell!!"

"Jerry, don't scream at the kids like that! If you don't want to come at my mother's dinner, don't"

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Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed.

You've got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!

Can you spare just $2.00?

Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia in Africa. He has only one leg, and is blind in one eye. Every day he goes seven miles along a narrow road on his rusty bike with no brakes to get to school. If you can send just $2.00 . . . We'll send you the video! It's hilarious!

Just been asked by a group of kids outside the Spar shop if I would get them 20 Richmonds.

Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet.

When I handed them over, I couldn't believe the abuse I got off the cheeky little bastards after doing it!! Told them next time they can get their own sausages!!

Sparkling water is definitely a German invention

Who else would put gas in water?

My spare hatchet is much worse than my primary at chopping

There's a sharp contrast.

In his spare time my dad races pigeons

I don't know why, he never beats them.

He said the spark had gone out of our relationship.

So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.

A spark plug walks into a bar...

Bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."


Let's spare a thought for the Malaysian business man on flight MH370.....

who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.

Sparks joy

I decided to follow Marie Kondo's advice.

I stppped doing groceries. It did not spark joy.
I stopped doing laundry. It did not spark joy.
I stopped changing sheets. It did not spark joy.
I stopped servicing our car. It did not spark joy.
I stopped cooking. It did not spark joy.
I stopped throwing trash. It did not spark joy.

Then my wife left me. She said it did not spark joy.

I'm in despair

Sorryβ€” I'm in The Spar. Forgot my reading glasses. Just popped in for a loaf of bread.

Sparing no expense, I threw a huge party for my entire neighborhood. Everything was great till the cops showed up and threw me in jail.

Apparently a "Gender Reveal" party isn't what I thought it was.

In my spare time I like to help blind children

As in the verb to blind

Why did the sparrow go to the doctor?

He was in need of immediate medical tweetment.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spar argue jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spar samurai piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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