Spar Jokes
19 spar jokes and hilarious spar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spar Short Jokes
Short spar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spar humour may include short pear jokes also.
- Broccoli A broccoli looks into the trunk of his new car and sees he has an extra tire.
he says "oh look I have a-spar-a-gus." - I'm in despair Sorry— I'm in The Spar. Forgot my reading glasses. Just popped in for a loaf of bread.
- Mayweather won because he was able to get more practice in by using his wife as a sparring partner
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Spar One Liners
Which spar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spar? I can suggest the ones about pong and pare.
- What do you call two lepers in a spar? Soup
Fun-Filled Spar Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about spar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spar pranks.
What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?
Nothing, he's gladiator.
What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife.
Nothing, he's Gladiator.
In my spare time I help blind children.
I mean the verb, not the adjective.
What did Spartacus say when a Lion ate his wife?
Nothing. He was gladiator.
I'm Spartacus and that's my drink, thank you very much.
Can I get a straw with this?
Keep that spark alive
My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we started dating?"
So I took her out to a nice dinner and then dropped her off at her parents' house.
A spark plug walks into a bar
And the bartender says " don't you go starting anything"
In my spare time I'm helping blind children.
This is a lot of fun, especially since I got my new 3W blue laser pointer.
If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok...
It's still water.
How did Spartacus feel after a lion ate his wife?
He was gladiator
Sparkling water was invented by german.
Who else would think of adding gas to the water.
"Spartans, tonight, we dine in h**...!!"
"j**..., don't scream at the kids like that! If you don't want to come at my mother's dinner, don't"
Spartacus and his wife are enjoying a nice dinner with friends when
Out of nowhere a lion leaps onto the table and swallows his wife whole!
Horrified, his friends shout "Spartacus, your wife was just eaten by a lion! Why didn't you do something?"
Shocked Spartacus says "Do something? I was gladiator."
c**...! Robin Hood airport is closed.
You've got a week to get your s**... together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!
Can you spare just $2.00?
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia in Africa. He has only one leg, and is blind in one eye. Every day he goes seven miles along a narrow road on his rusty bike with no brakes to get to school. If you can send just $2.00 . . . We'll send you the video! It's hilarious!
Just been asked by a group of kids outside the Spar shop if I would get them 20 Richmonds.
Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet.
When I handed them over, I couldn't believe the a**... I got off the cheeky little b**... after doing it!! Told them next time they can get their own sausages!!
Sparkling water is definitely a German invention
Who else would put gas in water?
Why should you sparingly put herbs on fish?
Because there is a thyme and a plaice for it