The Best 13 Spanishspeaking Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spanishspeaking jokes. There are some spanishspeaking sea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanishspeaking abbreviation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spanishspeaking Jokes and Puns
My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!
When I'm around my Spanish-speaking friends, I always use the word "mucho"...
It means a lot to them.
What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?
Super Barrio Mothers
I asked my friend, a spanish-speaking theoretical physicist, if there was an abbreviation for the speed of light.
"Sí", he replied.
(The joke works better out loud)
I've started saying mucho to my Spanish-speaking friends
It means a lot to them.
For some reason, Spanish-speaking visitors to Britain think we worship flight attendants...
I suppose it's understandable given that our national airline is called British Héroes.
Did you know that the Spanish-speaking population of Canada knows how to unplug from technology once in a while, do nothing, and learn to be bored with their free time?
That's right, they can nada.
I asked my Spanish-speaking friend what "no se" meant.
He replied, "I don't know."
I said "I thought you were fluent in Spanish!"
A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time?
Poseidon: "Sea, Señor!"
My Spanish-speaking wife and I named our daughter 'Mundo'
She means the world to us.
What does a Spanish-speaking guitar say when it's given instructions?
C Major
You can explore spanishspeaking asked reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spanishspeaking friend dad jokes. There are also spanishspeaking puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I once met a Spanish-speaking psychic.
He really put the ESP in español.
The Magician
A Spanish-speaking magician is performing a disappearing act. He begins to count down. "Uno... dos..." and then he disappears without a "tres".
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spanishspeaking spain jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working spanishspeaking inquisition piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.