The Best 21 Spanish Teacher Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spanish Teacher jokes. There are some spanish teacher conquistadors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanish teacher commonly spoken puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spanish Teacher Jokes and Puns

My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender"

I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine

Two students and a teacher want to have sex with foreign exchange students.

One student goes for the French student, and the whole time she screams, "Oui! Oui! Oui!"

The other student gets with a Spanish student, and she screams, "Sí! Sí! Sí!"

The teacher locks a German student in his office, the whole time she screams, "Nein! Nein! Nein!" He replies, "Really? I could have sworn you were only eight years old."

I'd like to thank my Spanish teacher for spending so much time teaching me what mucho means

It really means a lot

My Spanish teacher's husband died last week

I approached her in class and said "Mucho"

"Thanks," she said, "that means a lot."

"Tanto."

"Oh my," she replied. "Thank you, that means so much."

"El mundo."

"Thank you so much," she said, "what you've said means the world."

(True story, for what it's worth) My neighbour has a new Spanish teacher at school, his name is Mr Armada.

Like the Spanish Armada? I asked.

Yeah, he said and I shook my head in disbelief.

Well, I sighed. At least he isn't called Mr Inquisition. Nobody would have expected that.


A girl was studying French, and doing very well at it.

One day, she asked her teacher Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.

The teacher responded What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I asked a Spanish teacher to translate this sentence

"Me llamo comprar"
She looked at me confused and said
"Your name is to buy?"
"It's pronounced Toby"

My Spanish teacher quit her job in the middle of our numbers lesson

She left without a Tres

An English kid, a Spanish kid and a Chinese kid are in nursery school together...

The teacher asks: What does the doggy say?

The English kid replies: Woof Woof!

The Spanish kid replies: Guau Guau!

The Chinese kid replies: Sizzle Sizzle!

My teacher gave me a bad grade on my essay, she said the ending was too unexpected .

Guess I'll never end it with the Spanish inquisition in that class ever again...

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

No one really expected my world language teacher to be so good at writing with a felt pen...

No one expects the Spanish Ink -precision

A Spanish teacher is at the grocery store-

-and as he's shopping he sees a sign exclaiming "Soy milk!"

So he stops and says, "Hola milk! Soy Ricardo!"

My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.

We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."

What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. ;)

My teacher yelled at me for saying "black paint."

Apparently, in Spanish class we're supposed to say "pintura negra."

What did the Spanish teacher say to the short story?

What's up essay?

Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba?

They think it is an imperfect ending.


I asked my Spanish teacher what "no se" meant in English..

..he said he didn't know.

My Spanish teacher told me to name an object in Spanish...

...apparently "la mujer" was the wrong answer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spanish teacher math teacher jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spanish teacher school teacher piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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