Spanish Teacher Jokes
31 spanish teacher jokes and hilarious spanish teacher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spanish teacher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Spanish Teacher Short Jokes
Short spanish teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spanish teacher humour may include short language teacher jokes also.
- My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine
- I'd like to thank my Spanish teacher for spending so much time teaching me what mucho means It really means a lot
- I asked a Spanish teacher to translate this sentence "Me llamo comprar"
She looked at me confused and said
"Your name is to buy?"
"It's pronounced Toby" - My Spanish teacher quit her job in the middle of our numbers lesson She left without a Tres
- My teacher gave me a bad grade on my essay, she said the ending was too unexpected . Guess I'll never end it with the Spanish inquisition in that class ever again...
- No one really expected my world language teacher to be so good at writing with a felt pen... No one expects the Spanish Ink -precision
- A Spanish teacher is at the grocery store- -and as he's shopping he sees a sign exclaiming "Soy milk!"
So he stops and says, "Hola milk! Soy Ricardo!" - My teacher yelled at me for saying "black paint." Apparently, in Spanish class we're supposed to say "pintura negra."
- Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba? They think it is an imperfect ending.
- My Spanish teacher told me to name an object in Spanish... ...apparently "la mujer" was the wrong answer.
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Spanish Teacher One Liners
Which spanish teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spanish teacher? I can suggest the ones about english teacher and school teacher.
- What did the Spanish teacher say to the short story? What's up essay?
- I asked my Spanish teacher what "no se" meant in English.. ..he said he didn't know.
Ridiculous Spanish Teacher Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about spanish teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high school teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spanish teacher pranks.
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Two students and a teacher want to have s**... with foreign exchange students.
One student goes for the French student, and the whole time she screams, "Oui! Oui! Oui!"
The other student gets with a Spanish student, and she screams, "Sí! Sí! Sí!"
The teacher locks a German student in his office, the whole time she screams, "Nein! Nein! Nein!" He replies, "Really? I could have sworn you were only eight years old."
My Spanish teacher's husband died last week
I approached her in class and said "Mucho"
"Thanks," she said, "that means a lot."
"Tanto."
"Oh my," she replied. "Thank you, that means so much."
"El mundo."
"Thank you so much," she said, "what you've said means the world."
A girl was studying French, and doing very well at it.
One day, she asked her teacher Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.
The teacher responded What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
(True story, for what it's worth) My neighbour has a new Spanish teacher at school, his name is Mr Armada.
Like the Spanish Armada? I asked.
Yeah, he said and I shook my head in disbelief.
Well, I sighed. At least he isn't called Mr Inquisition. Nobody would have expected that.
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What are some really s**... jokes?
One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
Students: Sacan?
Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
A Teacher taught a very hyperactive class
The class had students from many parts of the world. One day the teacher was late and when she came to the class, it was pure chaos in there. Americans were constantly quarrelling, Australians were standing on their head, Italians were making pasta. But the Spanish kid was surprisingly quiet and was in his seat.
Nobody expects the Spanish in position
An English kid, a Spanish kid and a Chinese kid are in nursery school together...
The teacher asks: What does the doggy say?
The English kid replies: Woof Woof!
The Spanish kid replies: Guau Guau!
The Chinese kid replies: Sizzle Sizzle!
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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of c**....
My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.
We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."
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My turn to translate a joke (from french)
So the school inspector enters a spanish course, and takes a sit in the back of the room, next to little Johnny.
The class begins, and the spanish teacher asks :
Who can translate this sentence? and writes the sentence on the board : Mi perro es moreno
Only little Johnny is raising his hand
- Little Johnny? she asks
- What a nice a**... she's got !
- Oh god ! That does it ! Get out, you rude child !
Little Johnny looks huffy, but gathers his stuff and starts to walk out.
Before leaving, he says to the inspector:
- Next time, if you don't know then don't suggest the answer
Based on a true story.
Back in 2010, I had this history teacher who hated me. He would always single me out and pick on me in front of the class, and as a result I hated his lessons and ended up failing.
One day he decided I wasn't paying enough attention in class, and decided to punish me. I can't say I was surprised by this, but his methods were rather unconventional.
My teacher decided the best way to punish me, a failing student, for not paying attention in class, was to have me do a presentation on a topic not covered in the curriculum. I was completely taken aback because this form of punishment was unheard of.
The topic in question?
The Spanish Inquisition.
A small Japanese town has only two literature teachers, Ishu and Takashiro
One day Ishu falls ill and asks Takashiro to teach his classes for the week. Ishu had planned to give a surprise assessment tomorrow but hadn't finished writing the questions, so he asks Takashiro to finish them for him.
Ishu miraculously gets better the day after the assessment. He's still on leave but he tells Takashiro he'll grade the papers anyways as thanks for having his back.
Ishu reads the papers and is confused.
Takashiro-san, why is this in Spanish? Why didn't you write the assessment problems in Japanese?
It was a surprise assessment, and nobody expects the Spanish in quiz, Ishu-san.
Little Johnny was in Spanish Class one day...
The teacher said, "Okay, class, tell me a sentence that has to do with Nicaragua."
The teacher calls on Mary Lou. "The flag of Nicaragua has white and blue stripes, with a coat of arms in the middle."
The teacher calls on Jason next. "Nicaragua is located in Central America, with 6 other countries."
Lastly, the teacher calls on Little Johnny. "When I saw a Black Mexican on the street yesterday dying of thirst, his brother was constantly pleading people to get that Nicaragua."
I could never understand what my Spanish teacher was saying...
She got shot through the mouth.
So my spanish teacher knows I play the piano
and asked me to play a piece in b#. I responded, "si".
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Another joke translated to English from my Uncle.
Little "peter" was in class when his teacher was talking about fruits, and she brought up the question, "Which fruits can be s**... on or smothered?"
A boy raised his hand and said, "An orange!" The teacher replied, "yes, correct!"
A girl raised her hand as-well and said, "A peach, teacher!" To which the teacher also agreed.
Finally, little Peter raised his hand and said, "A set of PJ's!"
The teacher, confused, said, "no, you cant s**... PJ's..."
Peter quickly replied, "Then why did the other night my Mom told my Dad, 'take off your pj's cause I'm going to s**... it."
It's better in Spanish = \
Computer gender joke
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is impossible to understand for everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.