The Best 35 Spanish Speaking Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spanish Speaking jokes. There are some spanish speaking jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanish speaking puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spanish Speaking Jokes and Puns

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The ¿Qué Qué Qué?

An Alabama couple with 9 children went to see the doctor about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor started the procedure and making small talk, asks them "Why, after having 9 children have you decided not to have any more?".

The husband replied, "We just read an article that said 1 in 10 American children born in the United States is Mexican".

The wife continued, "We didn't want to take the chance of having a Mexican baby, since neither of us can speak Spanish".

When speaking with Spanish people, make sure to always mention "mucho"

It means a lot to them

My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.

Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!

When I'm around my Spanish-speaking friends, I always use the word "mucho"...

It means a lot to them.


Did you hear about the Spanish speaking magician?

He counted from uno to dos and disappeared without a tres.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know; they were speaking Spanish.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

I always make sure to say "muchas" near my Spanish speaking friends.

It means a lot to them.

I asked my friend, a spanish-speaking theoretical physicist, if there was an abbreviation for the speed of light.

"Sí", he replied.

(The joke works better out loud)

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain but she didn't speak spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt up & show her thighs to allow the seller to understand.This went on for some time.

One day she wanted to buy sausages, so she made her husband go to the store with her. He then asked for sausages as he spoke spanish.

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Did you hear about the Spanish speaking magician?

He said for my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos - but then he vanished without a tres.

Do you speak Spanish?

A) No. B) A little. C) Señor

Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.

I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies.

I've started saying mucho to my Spanish-speaking friends

It means a lot to them.

A woman decides to call her friend in a foreign language while waiting in line at a grocery store.

When she finishes, a racist American man gets annoyed.

The man says, "You have to speak English in God's forsaken land of America! If you want to speak Spanish, go back to Mexico!"

The woman says, "I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England."

A redneck couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'.

The doctor started the procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Did you hear about the redneck couple with 9 kids?

The dad went to the doctor to get a vasectomy and the doctor asked him why. 'Well, we read that 1 out of 10 babies born in the US now are Mexican, and we don't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither the wife nor I speak Spanish'.


One time, I carried out an entire conversation with a man by speaking to him in Spanish while he spoke to me in Italian

It was the most romantic conversation I've ever had

For all those people that didn't know that some Latin American countries don't primarily speak Spanish...

You better Belize it.

My friend speaks Spanish fluently and he is great with numbers

so we were looking for cheap books when we came to the table that advertised, 5 books for the price of 3. I found the books we needed on another table and surprised when I saw the same offer.

"Oh Look, 5 for 3 too Juan."

How do you say?

How do you say ''Hablas Español'' in English?

Do you speak Spanish?

No, that's why I'm asking?

A German girl married a Spanish guy...

A German girl married a Spanish man and went to Spain. She can't speak Spanish at all. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to show the seller what she wants. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana so she took her husband to the shop.

Because her husband speaks Spanish very well

What does a Spanish speaking person say when you ask him what is in his container full of snails?

Es Cargo!

An English speaking man is dating a Spanish speaking women

He makes sure to tell her "mucho" every day. It means a lot to her.

If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country.

And has last name is Rita. He would be Señor Rita.

Jumping on the bandwagon: I wanna see if this Spanish joke is as funny to English speakers.

Q. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

A. Bilingual

Q. What do you call someone who speaks three languages?

A. Trilingual

Q. What do you call someone who speaks many languages?

A. Polyglot

Q. What do you call someone who speaks one language?

A. American

A man is at a police station to file a case.

The cop asked, "¿Mataste al persona?"

To the man replied, "I don't speak Spanish, can you repeat it in English please?"

Cop: "¿Estabas allí cuando ocurrió el asesinato?"

Man: "I don't speak Spanish Sir, I can't understand what you're saying at all."

Cop: "¿Conocías al víctima?"

Man: "ENOUGH! I'm here to file a case and I DID NOT EXPECT A SPANISH INQUISITON AT ALL!"

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Yesterday, my family asked me if I could speak some Spanish for them

I said "No".

A Spanish speaking magician

A Spanish speaking magician says that he will disappear on the count of three. "Uno.. Dos.." and poof! He was gone without a tres.

A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish

It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too.

For some reason, Spanish-speaking visitors to Britain think we worship flight attendants...

I suppose it's understandable given that our national airline is called British Héroes.

A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spanish speaking jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spanish speaking piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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