The Best 5 Spanish Portuguese Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spanish Portuguese jokes. There are some spanish portuguese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanish portuguese puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spanish Portuguese Jokes and Puns

A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Someone rings at the bell in the middle of the night

He goes downstairs, opens the door and finds a man with a menacing look who says:
- I traveled all the way from Tunisia and I'm here to kill you!
- TO WHAT?!
- Tunisia


(I believe the original is in Portuguese or Spanish and the man comes from Paraguai but I think you all deserve to hear this good joke)

What did the Spanish guy say to the Portuguese guy he didn't know?

Por que geez?

There Are A Few Ways of Expressing Laughter in Type.

American: hahahaha
Brazillian portuguese: huehuehuehue
Japanese: wwwww
Korean: kekekeke
Mexicans & Spanish: jajajajaja
Thai: 555555

Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.



At the same time in every sentence.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spanish portuguese jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spanish portuguese piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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