The Best 32 Spanish Name Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spanish Name jokes. There are some spanish name english jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanish name francisco puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spanish Name Jokes and Puns

I've started buying store brand Spanish rice instead of the expensive stuff

As they say, "Arroz by any other name..."

A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris

And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.

"So, what are you doing in Paris?"

"I'm a scientist, I research sex"

The man is now tempted:

"What have you discovered about sex in your research?"

"I came to find that Native Americans have the longest penises and Spanish can last the longest in bed. By the way, I'm Carol, what's your name?"

"I'm Sitting Bull Hernandez, nice to meet you"

Interviewer: Name one of your accomplishments

Applicant:Well I discovered aliens, outside my house and managed to learn their language.
Interviewer:That seems rather complicated...
Applicant:Well Spanish isn't hard to learn sir.

The most well known person in the world

Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.

(True story, for what it's worth) My neighbour has a new Spanish teacher at school, his name is Mr Armada.

Like the Spanish Armada? I asked.

Yeah, he said and I shook my head in disbelief.

Well, I sighed. At least he isn't called Mr Inquisition. Nobody would have expected that.

An English cat, a Spanish cat, and a French cat are in a swimming race

The English cat's name is One two three. The Spanish cat's name is Uno dos tres. The French cat's name is Un deux trois.

The English cat came in first, the Spanish cat came in second, but the French cat was nowhere to be found.

The Un deux trois quatre cinq

My friend told me he can think of over 300 Spanish names...

but I can only think of Juan.

I asked a Spanish teacher to translate this sentence

"Me llamo comprar"
She looked at me confused and said
"Your name is to buy?"
"It's pronounced Toby"

Still my funniest joke

A man is hosting a radio program and he wants to call a random person to ask for their favourite song in order to play it on the radio. So the random guy says " well I just want to say that I found a person's wallet on the street" and the host tells him " well do you want to share the owner's name so we can return the wallet?" And the random guy responds " no I just want to dedicate him a song" (sorry for my English I'm Spanish) :)

If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country.

And has last name is Rita. He would be SeΓ±or Rita.

My mother in law is Spanish

My mother in law is Spanish, so when we named our son 'Muchos' it really meant a lot to her.

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"– Hi, We're doing a brief survey. May I ask you some questions?"

*"– Yes."*
"– What's your name?"
"– And your wife's?"
*"– Eve."*
"– Wow, and the snake lives with you too?"
*"– Yes, my mother-in-law lives with us too"*

^I ^translated ^it ^from ^Spanish ^and ^that's ^the ^better ^punchline ^I ^could ^think ^about.

A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish

It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too.

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.

We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."

I know a Spanish philosopher and he lives in my kitchen...

His name is Plato.

I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me

She keeps talking about this "great" guy names Jesus

(Spanish Joke, but translated)

There's this lady who has a dog named Mytits ( like my tits )

One day, this dog runs away and the lady looses her dog. She then goes to a policeman and asks

- Have you seen Mytits?
- No, but I would love to see them

A gunslinger burst into a saloon and said, "My name is Amarillo Red!"

"but my friends call me 'Orange' for short."

and yes, today I learned Amarillo is Spanish for yellow.

Bouncer with the best name ever

I went to the club last night and met this half Spanish, half Russian bouncer with the most appropriate name ever: Julio Buggeroff.

Dios mios!

A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain!

B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!

Why did the Hispanic man name his small dog "Spanish"?

It was a Spaniel.

When I met my now husband, it was love at first...

hearing. His name is Rick AchΓ³n, and he says only spanish people understand his jokes.

TIL the name of dinner in spanish

and it's name is LA CENA!

Guys what's the name of that Spanish christmas song

It goes like The least knobby dot, the least knobby dot...

My Spanish-speaking wife and I named our daughter 'Mundo'

She means the world to us.

Did you know Thanos's name has Spanish origin?

Thanar- to equalize/make as something should be


How do you say Elizabeth Warren's name in Spanish?


Los Angeles is so embarrassed by their baseball team, the Angels

so much so, they changed the city's name to Spanish to avoid association. They now have another team called the Dodgers

Pitbull song

Mr Worldwide!

*name 4 places*

*bit of spanish*


(Congratulations you have a pitbul song)

My Spanish teacher told me to name an object in Spanish...

...apparently "la mujer" was the wrong answer.

Observation: hurricanes lately have hit places that fit their names (Maria/Jose - Spanish speaking Caribbean. Irma - retiree Florida. Harvey - Texas)

Conclusion: name all hurricanes "Santa Claus"

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