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Funniest Spanish Name Short Jokes

Short spanish name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spanish name humour may include short spanish language jokes also.

  1. I've started buying store brand Spanish rice instead of the expensive stuff As they say, "Arroz by any other name..."
  2. I asked a Spanish teacher to translate this sentence "Me llamo comprar"
    She looked at me confused and said
    "Your name is to buy?"
    "It's pronounced Toby"
  3. If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Señor Rita.
  4. My mother in law is Spanish My mother in law is Spanish, so when we named our son 'Muchos' it really meant a lot to her.
  5. Bouncer with the best name ever I went to the club last night and met this half Spanish, half Russian bouncer with the most appropriate name ever: Julio Buggeroff.
  6. A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too.
  7. I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me She keeps talking about this "great" guy names Jesus
  8. A gunslinger burst into a saloon and said, "My name is Amarillo Red!" "but my friends call me 'Orange' for short."
    and yes, today I learned Amarillo is Spanish for yellow.
  9. Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain!
    B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!
  10. When I met my now husband, it was love at first... hearing. His name is Rick Achón, and he says only spanish people understand his jokes.

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Spanish Name One Liners

Which spanish name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spanish name? I can suggest the ones about mexican name and english spanish.

  1. My friend told me he can think of over 300 Spanish names... but I can only think of Juan.
  2. What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B
  3. I know a Spanish philosopher and he lives in my kitchen... His name is Plato.
  4. Why did the Hispanic man name his small dog "Spanish"? It was a Spaniel.
  5. TIL the name of dinner in spanish and it's name is LA CENA!
  6. My Spanish-speaking wife and I named our daughter 'Mundo' She means the world to us.
  7. How do you say Elizabeth Warren's name in Spanish? Unpocopocohantas
  8. Why are beans named after Jews in Spanish. Because they are healthy and good for you.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about spanish name can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of spanish name puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Spanish Name Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about spanish name you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean spanish speaking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make spanish name prank.

A couple gave their twin boys up for adoption...

...it was a tough decision, but they felt unable to care for them, and decided it was the only way their children would thrive. One of the boys went to a Spanish family, who called their new son Juan. The other went to an Egyptian couple, who named the new addition to their family Ahmal.
20 years past, and the now elderly couple received a surprise in the mail, a letter from Juan, with a recent photo included. The mother was ecstatic, and said to her husband "It is such a blessing to finally see an image of our son, all grown up. I only regret that I cannot see a photo of his brother as well".
The husband said "What are you talking about? They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"

Identical Twins

A pair of identical twins is born and they are soon put up for adoption. One twin is adopted by a Spanish family, and given the name Juan. Another twin is adopted by an Egyptian family and he is named Amal.
Many years later, the biological parents decide that they would like to connect with their twins that were put up for adoption. Through the adoption agency, they contact the Spanish family and have a nice reunion with their son.
When the adoption agency asks the parents if they'd like to meet the other identical twin, the father says "No thanks. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.

We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."

I only speak Spanish, but if you could tell me the name of one U.S.senator, I'll send you $50.

Que?

Interviewer: Name one of your accomplishments

Applicant:Well I discovered aliens, outside my house and managed to learn their language.
Interviewer:That seems rather complicated...
Applicant:Well Spanish isn't hard to learn sir.

"– Hi, We're doing a brief survey. May I ask you some questions?"

*"– Yes."*
"– What's your name?"
*"-Adam."*
"– And your wife's?"
*"– Eve."*
"– Wow, and the snake lives with you too?"
*"– Yes, my mother-in-law lives with us too"*


^I ^translated ^it ^from ^Spanish ^and ^that's ^the ^better ^punchline ^I ^could ^think ^about.

A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris

And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.
"So, what are you doing in Paris?"
"I'm a scientist, I research s**..."
The man is now tempted:
"What have you discovered about s**... in your research?"
"I came to find that Native Americans have the longest p**... and Spanish can last the longest in bed. By the way, I'm Carol, what's your name?"
"I'm Sitting Bull Hernandez, nice to meet you"

The most well known person in the world

Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.

An English cat, a Spanish cat, and a French cat are in a swimming race

The English cat's name is One two three. The Spanish cat's name is Uno dos tres. The French cat's name is Un deux t**....
The English cat came in first, the Spanish cat came in second, but the French cat was nowhere to be found.
The Un deux t**... quatre cinq

Observation: hurricanes lately have hit places that fit their names (Maria/Jose - Spanish speaking Caribbean. Irma - retiree Florida. Harvey - Texas)

Conclusion: name all hurricanes "Santa Claus"

My Spanish teacher told me to name an object in Spanish...

...apparently "la mujer" was the wrong answer.

Pitbull song

Mr Worldwide!
*name 4 places*
*bit of spanish*
Darlin'
(Congratulations you have a pitbul song)

Los Angeles is so embarrassed by their baseball team, the Angels

so much so, they changed the city's name to Spanish to avoid association. They now have another team called the Dodgers

Did you know Thanos's name has Spanish origin?

Thanar- to equalize/make as something should be
Thano
Thanos
Thana

Guys what's the name of that Spanish christmas song

It goes like The least knobby dot, the least knobby dot...

(True story, for what it's worth) My neighbour has a new Spanish teacher at school, his name is Mr Armada.

Like the Spanish Armada? I asked.
Yeah, he said and I shook my head in disbelief.
Well, I sighed. At least he isn't called Mr Inquisition. Nobody would have expected that.

Still my funniest joke

A man is hosting a radio program and he wants to call a random person to ask for their favourite song in order to play it on the radio. So the random guy says " well I just want to say that I found a person's wallet on the street" and the host tells him " well do you want to share the owner's name so we can return the wallet?" And the random guy responds " no I just want to dedicate him a song" (sorry for my English I'm Spanish) :)

(Spanish Joke, but translated)

There's this lady who has a dog named Mytits ( like my t**... )
One day, this dog runs away and the lady looses her dog. She then goes to a policeman and asks
- Have you seen Mytits?
- No, but I would love to see them

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