Spanish Kid Jokes
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What are some really s**... jokes?
One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
Students: Sacan?
Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear about the r**... couple with 9 kids?
The dad went to the doctor to get a vasectomy and the doctor asked him why. 'Well, we read that 1 out of 10 babies born in the US now are Mexican, and we don't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither the wife nor I speak Spanish'.
A Teacher taught a very hyperactive class
The class had students from many parts of the world. One day the teacher was late and when she came to the class, it was pure chaos in there. Americans were constantly quarrelling, Australians were standing on their head, Italians were making pasta. But the Spanish kid was surprisingly quiet and was in his seat.
Nobody expects the Spanish in position
An English kid, a Spanish kid and a Chinese kid are in nursery school together...
The teacher asks: What does the doggy say?
The English kid replies: Woof Woof!
The Spanish kid replies: Guau Guau!
The Chinese kid replies: Sizzle Sizzle!
Nobody believes me when I tell them I had a splinter when touring Spain and a playful little kid helped get rid of it.
Nobody expects the Spanish imp incision.
Some kids were making fun of the new Spanish guy.
I said, "Olé off him."
Heard this today when a kid was asked if he was taking Spanish next year...
No way Jose!
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