Spanish Jokes

Funniest Spanish Short Jokes

Short spanish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spanish humour may include short spanish teacher jokes also.

1. People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
2. My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
3. Here, have a joke in spanish sabe inglés?"
   "si"
   "como se dice 'un zapato' en inglés?"
   "a shoe"
   "salud"
   "gracias
4. I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
5. My 4-year-old has been learning Spanish all year and still can't say the word please Which I think is poor for four.
6. My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised. Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition
7. Over 99.99% of people that took the vaccine for the 1918 Spanish flu have passed away. This seems very suspicious to me!
8. My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells.
   
   Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician
9. Spanish Dad Joke Dad: Son what are you drinking?
   Son: Soy Milk
   Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad
10. LPT: If you are ever at a party or business meeting with Spanish speakers, make sure to stand up and say Mucho It means a lot to them

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Spanish One Liners

Which spanish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spanish? I can suggest the ones about spanish name and spanish language.

1. I always say muchos to spanish people It means a lot to them
2. Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition.
3. If you talk to a Spanish speaker make sure to say "mucho" It means a lot to them.
4. What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists? The ¿Qué Qué Qué?
5. I've getting feedback that my jokes are in broken English, so here's one in Spanish. uno.
6. "Uno, dos..." And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres.
7. My four-year-old nephew still can't say 'please' in Spanish. That's poor for four.
8. My friend is so rich He thought manual labor was a Spanish musician
9. I used to have a Spanish girlfriend called Nada She meant nothing to me
10. My dad is moving to a Spanish city Ciudad
11. My wife says I have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it?
12. I like saying 'mucho' in front of my Spanish friends It means a lot to them.
13. What do you call a Spanish midget? A paragraph.
    Because he's not a full essay.
14. What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
15. Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets? They take the señor discount.

Spanish Speaking Jokes

Here is a list of funny spanish speaking jokes and even better spanish speaking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When speaking with Spanish people, make sure to always mention "mucho" It means a lot to them
• When I'm around my Spanish-speaking friends, I always use the word "mucho"... It means a lot to them.
• Did you hear about the Spanish speaking magician? He counted from uno to dos and disappeared without a tres.
• What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish.
• What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood? Super Barrio Mothers
• I always make sure to say "muchas" near my Spanish speaking friends. It means a lot to them.
• I asked my friend, a spanish-speaking theoretical physicist, if there was an abbreviation for the speed of light. "Sí", he replied.
  (The joke works better out loud)
• Did you hear about the Spanish speaking magician? He said for my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos - but then he vanished without a tres.
• Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
• Do you speak Spanish? A) No. B) A little. C) Señor

Spanish English Jokes

Here is a list of funny spanish english jokes and even better spanish english puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In a huge lecture hall once I only had four international students turn up - English, French, Spanish and German. I asked if they could all see me. They said... Yes, Oui, Si, Ja
• What did the Spanish sauce say to the English sauce? Soy sauce.
• Does Spanish have anything in common with English? No
• What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster? Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
  What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?
  Nosotros!!!!!
• How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++
• I was surprised to see that the first chapter of the otherwise English novel was written entirely in Spanish But then again, no one expects the Spanish exposition.
• The word Algo may not sound familiar to English speakers. But in Spanish it really means something.
• I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies.
• How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan.
  *SPOILER* - For those who dont get it, if u say "juan" in spanish, it sounds like "one" in english.
• No means no. -page 47 of my Spanish to English dictionary

English Spanish Jokes

Here is a list of funny english spanish jokes and even better english spanish puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• English speakers yell "yes" or "yeah" when excited. Spanish speakers yell "sí".... ...French speakers sound like they're going down rollercoasters.
• How do you say? How do you say ''Hablas Español'' in English?
  Do you speak Spanish?
  No, that's why I'm asking?
• An English speaking man is dating a Spanish speaking women He makes sure to tell her "mucho" every day. It means a lot to her.
• Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses.
• A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."
• I'm writing an English to Spanish self defense book. It's called " No means no."
• Why did the waiter delay until after converting English menus to Spanish to announce they weren't the gender everyone thought? Because they were happy to serve as trans later.
  🤣🤣🤣
• READ THESE LETTERS IN ENGLISH FOR FUNNY PHRASE IN SPANISH 2 T N S L P P B N T S O
• The Spanish have an agenda! Whereas the English have a diary
• I asked my Spanish teacher what "no se" meant in English.. ..he said he didn't know.

Spanish Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny spanish name jokes and even better spanish name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've started buying store brand Spanish rice instead of the expensive stuff As they say, "Arroz by any other name..."
• My friend told me he can think of over 300 Spanish names... but I can only think of Juan.
• I asked a Spanish teacher to translate this sentence "Me llamo comprar"
  She looked at me confused and said
  "Your name is to buy?"
  "It's pronounced Toby"
• If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Señor Rita.
• My mother in law is Spanish My mother in law is Spanish, so when we named our son 'Muchos' it really meant a lot to her.
• Bouncer with the best name ever I went to the club last night and met this half Spanish, half Russian bouncer with the most appropriate name ever: Julio Buggeroff.
• A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too.
• What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B
• I know a Spanish philosopher and he lives in my kitchen... His name is Plato.
• I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me She keeps talking about this "great" guy names Jesus

Rib-Tickling Spanish Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about spanish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spanish english jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spanish pranks.