The Best 7 Spanish Food Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spanish Food jokes. There are some spanish food jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanish food puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spanish Food Jokes and Puns

Spanish Dad Joke

A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"

Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century?

It's a bayou tapas-tree.

A historian went to a restaurant during Christmas

Once a historian went to a resturant during Christmas and ordered foods. While bringing the foods the spanish waiter lost balance and everything fell to floor.

So the historian said in his mind, " First the fall of Turkey, then breaking-up of China, over-throw of Greece, humiliation of Spain and finally loss of America !"

Why do all spanish like shellfish?

Because it's Si-food...

What's a Spanish badgers favourite food?

Mashed Pesetas


If you watch a Spanish food advertisement,

does that make it a comer-cial?

What month was the Spanish Lawyer born?

JU-LY!!!

[OC, came up with this after getting the itis from Ikea food]

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spanish food jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spanish food piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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