Spanish Food Jokes
7 spanish food jokes and hilarious spanish food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spanish food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Spanish Food Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good spanish food joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Spanish Dad Joke
A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"
Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century?
It's a bayou tapas-tree.
A historian went to a restaurant during Christmas
Once a historian went to a resturant during Christmas and ordered foods. While bringing the foods the spanish waiter lost balance and everything fell to floor.
So the historian said in his mind, " First the fall of Turkey, then breaking-up of China, over-throw of Greece, humiliation of Spain and finally loss of America !"
Why do all spanish like shellfish?
Because it's Si-food...
What's a Spanish badgers favourite food?
Mashed Pesetas
If you watch a Spanish food advertisement,
does that make it a comer-cial?
What month was the Spanish Lawyer born?
JU-LY!!!
[OC, came up with this after getting the itis from Ikea food]
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