The Best 35 Spanish English Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spanish English jokes. There are some spanish english afrikaans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanish english word puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spanish English Jokes and Puns

I've getting feedback that my jokes are in broken English, so here's one in Spanish.

Uno.

In a huge lecture hall once I only had four international students turn up - English, French, Spanish and German. I asked if they could all see me. They said...

Yes, Oui, Si, Ja

Jesus walks into a bar

The barman looks up and asks "We don't serve wine here"
Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.

A blonde tells her friend

"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"

"No way! How long did it take you?" Replied her friend

"6 months"

"That cannot be a record time!'

" Well the box said from 1 to 3 years"

Sorry for bad English, original was in Spanish

Hear are sum morre punny science jokes

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.

The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

Chemistry puns Im in my element.

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!

Edit 1 just thought of this.

What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN


What did the Spanish sauce say to the English sauce?

Soy sauce.

An English speaker, a French speaker, a Spanish speaker, and a German speaker are in a park...

... when a man stands up on a table in front of them and asks if they can see him.
They all nod and say:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."

Does Spanish have anything in common with English?

No

What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster?

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?

Nosotros!!!!!

An English cat, a Spanish cat, and a French cat are in a swimming race

The English cat's name is One two three. The Spanish cat's name is Uno dos tres. The French cat's name is Un deux trois.

The English cat came in first, the Spanish cat came in second, but the French cat was nowhere to be found.

The Un deux trois quatre cinq

Manatees

A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The French sailor asks how could you mistake a manatee for a mermaid? The Spanish sailor responds "Have you seen English women?"

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

The word Algo may not sound familiar to English speakers.

But in Spanish it really means something.

I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies.

A woman decides to call her friend in a foreign language while waiting in line at a grocery store.

When she finishes, a racist American man gets annoyed.

The man says, "You have to speak English in God's forsaken land of America! If you want to speak Spanish, go back to Mexico!"

The woman says, "I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England."

Still my funniest joke

A man is hosting a radio program and he wants to call a random person to ask for their favourite song in order to play it on the radio. So the random guy says " well I just want to say that I found a person's wallet on the street" and the host tells him " well do you want to share the owner's name so we can return the wallet?" And the random guy responds " no I just want to dedicate him a song" (sorry for my English I'm Spanish) :)

How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan.

*SPOILER* - For those who dont get it, if u say "juan" in spanish, it sounds like "one" in english.

An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler.

An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler performing, but the juggler noticed they couldn't see very well, so he stood on a crate and called out, Can you see me now?

They replied, Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.

No means no.

-page 47 of my Spanish to English dictionary



Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?


Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)

An English kid, a Spanish kid and a Chinese kid are in nursery school together...

The teacher asks: What does the doggy say?

The English kid replies: Woof Woof!

The Spanish kid replies: Guau Guau!

The Chinese kid replies: Sizzle Sizzle!

English speakers yell "yes" or "yeah" when excited. Spanish speakers yell "sΓ­"....

...French speakers sound like they're going down rollercoasters.

How do you say?

How do you say ''Hablas EspaΓ±ol'' in English?

Do you speak Spanish?

No, that's why I'm asking?

An English speaking man is dating a Spanish speaking women

He makes sure to tell her "mucho" every day. It means a lot to her.

Jumping on the bandwagon: I wanna see if this Spanish joke is as funny to English speakers.

Q. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

A. Bilingual

Q. What do you call someone who speaks three languages?

A. Trilingual

Q. What do you call someone who speaks many languages?

A. Polyglot

Q. What do you call someone who speaks one language?

A. American

A man is at a police station to file a case.

The cop asked, "ΒΏMataste al persona?"

To the man replied, "I don't speak Spanish, can you repeat it in English please?"

Cop: "ΒΏEstabas allΓ­ cuando ocurriΓ³ el asesinato?"

Man: "I don't speak Spanish Sir, I can't understand what you're saying at all."

Cop: "ΒΏConocΓ­as al vΓ­ctima?"

Man: "ENOUGH! I'm here to file a case and I DID NOT EXPECT A SPANISH INQUISITON AT ALL!"

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC)

Too many persuasive esses.

My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.

We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."

A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."

I'm writing an English to Spanish self defense book.

It's called " No means no."

Why did the waiter delay until after converting English menus to Spanish to announce they weren't the gender everyone thought?

Because they were happy to serve as trans later.

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To a Hispanic, I tried to speak a Spanish sentence. He then slapped me in the face.

My English friend asked me if what I said was offensive.

I assured my friend that it was not offensive. I told him that I said "abofetearme en la cara."

The Spanish have an agenda!

Whereas the English have a diary

I asked my Spanish teacher what "no se" meant in English..

..he said he didn't know.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spanish english language jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spanish english english language piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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