The Best 4 Spanish Christmas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spanish Christmas jokes. There are some spanish christmas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spanish christmas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spanish Christmas Jokes and Puns

Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?

Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)

A historian went to a restaurant during Christmas

Once a historian went to a resturant during Christmas and ordered foods. While bringing the foods the spanish waiter lost balance and everything fell to floor.

So the historian said in his mind, " First the fall of Turkey, then breaking-up of China, over-throw of Greece, humiliation of Spain and finally loss of America !"

Guys what's the name of that Spanish christmas song

It goes like The least knobby dot, the least knobby dot...

What did the Spanish pimp tell his woman to do in the garden last Christmas?

Trabajo hoe, hoe.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spanish christmas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spanish christmas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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