The Best 10 Spaniel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spaniel jokes. There are some spaniel ayy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spaniel poutine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spaniel Jokes and Puns

If someone ever offers you a Cocker Spaniel...

You should take the Spaniel.

I saw a woman taking her pet for a walk

But I couldn't tell if it was a dog or a rooster.

I walked up to her and said "excuse me, can I ask what kind of pet that is?"

The woman replied "he's a cocker spaniel"

So I guess she didn't know either.

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix?

A cockadockapoo.

Why did the Hispanic man name his small dog "Spanish"?

It was a Spaniel.


What kind of dog parties with the Amish?

A rumspringa spaniel (it's okay, they won't even see how bad this joke was)

What kind of dogs do you find in Madrid?

A spaniel

My dog is fat

If he weren't a king charles spaniel, he'd be a little husky

What do you get when you cross: A Cocker Spaniel, A Poodle, and A Rooser

A CockerPoodleDoo

Still my favorite joke even after 35 yrs :)

Did you hear about the dog that all men fear?

It's half Cocker Spaniel and half Doberman Pinscher.

That's right. It's a Cocker Pinscher.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spaniel schnauzer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spaniel roberto piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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