The Best 10 Spaniards Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spaniards jokes. There are some spaniards madrid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spaniards curds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spaniards Jokes and Puns

What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans..

..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.

What do you call four drowning Spaniards?

cuatro cinco

Spaniards joke, What do you call four drowning Spaniards?

What do Spaniards put under their carpets?

Underlay, underlay!

Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse...

... That they call the Pope daddy


Why do Spaniards prefer a daughter to a son?

Cuz they love Siesta

Jesuits vs Dominicans

What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, they were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits.
They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.

What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, have you met any Albigensians lately?

Heard this from priest and took format from somewhere.

Spaniards joke, Jesuits vs Dominicans

Why do spaniards frequently plagiarize essays?

Because nobody inspects the Spanish exposition!

What's the most popular parallel universe among the Spaniards?

Realm Adrid.

I started a new cleaning company that only hires Hispanics and Spaniards

It's called Spic & Span.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spaniards lait jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spaniards hispanic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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