The Best 6 Spandex Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spandex jokes. There are some spandex tux jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spandex nylon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spandex Jokes and Puns

the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....

he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.

i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"

he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"



needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?

So the local Spandex store just closed

The local spandex store closed down...

... I guess they couldn't expand

I opened a store that sells waistcoats and spandex for cross-dressers.

I call it trans vest tights .

If Batman wears kevlar armor and a bulletproof cape, why does Robin have to wear a bright-colored spandex outfit?

For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.

Why are spandex shorts called "cheap hotel pants"?

Because like a cheap hotel, there's no ballroom


Yo momma's so fat

She drives a spandex car.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spandex velcro jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spandex worn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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