The Best 59 Span Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Span jokes. There are some span stretch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these span ages puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Span Jokes and Puns
What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?
**GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**
A Spanish pirate walks into a bar... [OC]
A Spanish pirate walks into a bar, and he appears down in the dumps. The bartender notices this and asks,
"Aye, what'll ye be havin'?"
"Agua, por favor."
"Hm, whatever floats yer boat, lad."
"...Sí."
The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today
"It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces", said one of the orphans
I have the attention span of a gold fish
It's been staring at me for several minutes now.
A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks?
The German!
A spanish magician ...
A spanish magician gets on stage and says "I will disappear in 3 seconds." He counts: "Uno, Dos." And he disappeared without a tres.
The Spanish magician
So there's this Spanish magician right and he says "I'll make myself disappear on the count of three".
"Unos..... Dos...." *BANG!" in a cloud of smoke he disappeared without a Tres.
I went to see a Spanish magician
I went to see a Spanish magician and he told the crowd that he could make himself disappear on the count of three.
He started counting.
"Uno! Dos!"
And then he was gone. Without a tres.
Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?
They take the señor discount.
A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3
Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres.
Spanish Dad Joke
A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"
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A Spanish magician is at a party
He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," POOF.
He disappeared without a tres.
What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father?
Ciudad!
My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender"
I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine
A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF!
He was gone, without a tres.
I once saw a Spanish magician...
He told the audience that he was going to make his hat disappear on the count of three. So he tapped it with his wand and said, "Uno, dos," and it disappeared without a très.
There was a Spanish magician...
And he was performing for a crowd. He told the crowd that he would dissapear into thin air. So he counted:
UNO!
DOS!
And he dissapeared without a tres.
What did the Spanish tourist say when he saw a prostitute after arriving in Pakistan?
Lahore
How does a spanish condiment identify itself?
Soy sauce
Why was the spanish conductor arrested?
He had some loco motives
Spanish Dad Joke
Dad: Son what are you drinking?
Son: Soy Milk
Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad
Why did the Spanish police wake up and arrive early?
So they could beat the crowd
Why did the Spanish Psychopath only kill on trains?
Because he had a locomotive
A Spanish magician said "I am going to disappear on a count to three..."
"Uno.... Dos...." and he disappears, without a tres
A Spanish magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3
He says uno, dos... then POOF, he disappears without a tres
I saw a Spanish magician last night.. he said "uno, dos.."
And then he disappeared without a tres
If I spank Dwayne Johnson...
does that mean I hit Rock bottom?
I'd like to thank my Spanish teacher for spending so much time teaching me what mucho means
It really means a lot
My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!
What happens when a spaniard sits on wet grass?
He gets a gracias.
A Spaniard & a Russian were chatting up a woman at a bar
The Spaniard made many passes but it was the Russian who scored.
A Spanish magician told the crowd he'll make himself vanish on the count of 3. He goes "Uno, dos...
And *Poof*..... He disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish magician was showing a trick..
"For my next trick, I'll disappear into thin air. Uno, dos."
And he vanished without a tres!
Where do spanish fish live?
In the sí
What did the Spanish guy say when he saw original content?
Oh si
I used to have a Spanish girlfriend called Nada
She meant nothing to me
Have you ever seen a Spanish Muslim?
Once you see juan, you see jamal.
What did the Spanish sauce say to the English sauce?
Soy sauce.
Why did the spanish take his anti-anxiety pills ?
For hispanic attacks.
What do Spanish people call leftover beef?
Reincarne
Why did the Spanish train driver crash into an insane asylum?
Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive
My Spanish teacher asked me to turn in my essay
But I ain't no snitch
Spanish Magician
A Spanish magician announced to his audience that "he would disappear on the count of three" then said "uno, dos" and then disappeared without a tres.
My Spanish teacher's husband died last week
I approached her in class and said "Mucho"
"Thanks," she said, "that means a lot."
"Tanto."
"Oh my," she replied. "Thank you, that means so much."
"El mundo."
"Thank you so much," she said, "what you've said means the world."
I often worry about my attention span.
But never for long.
Spanish word of the day..
Muchos.
Thanks for reading. It means a lot to me.
I went to a spanking party the other night.
I feel like I've really hit bottom.
Spanking your own kids is already low
But If You Spank Someone Else's Kid
You've Hit A New Bottom
When I'm around my Spanish-speaking friends, I always use the word "mucho"...
It means a lot to them.
TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
Its name is 80-HD
What happens when you lose you attention span in school
You gain your detention span
I used to know a Spanish magician...
He told me that he could disappear on the count of three.
Then he said *uno, dos.....*
and disappeared without a tres.
What does a Spanish speaking person say when you ask him what is in his container full of snails?
Es Cargo!
How much Spanish did the cow know?
Muuuuucho!
Does Spanish have anything in common with English?
No
Why do the Spanish newspaper El Mundo's employees work so hard?
Because El Mundo means The World to them.
What do Spanish speakers scream on a roller-coaster?
Nosotros...
What does a Spanish photon say when you tickle it?
No mass! No mass!
My Spanish wife always warned me about driving with her desserts between the front seats, but I never listened
Then one day the shift hit the flan
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