The Best 60 Spam Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spam jokes. There are some spam outlook jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spam attachments puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spam Jokes and Puns

Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideals of getting America fit again.

One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning.

I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'

I thought, that's just spam.

I got an email telling me that it was vegan month...

I felt bad putting the message in spam.

Spam joke, I got an email telling me that it was vegan month...

Yo momma so poor

She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam.

Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? (read - not spam)

Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?

Here's an incredibly simple way to do it,
and there is nothing to buy,
no investment to make,
no money to lose!

Try it now!

Follow this simple procedure:

1) Hold down the shift key.

2) Hit the 4 key four times fast.


This Man Sam is Not a Ram

Sam got rammed
by **LA Rams**
although he proved
that he could **jam**
he talked no trash
he sent no **spam**
he even got
3 qb **slams**
his proved his chance
was just a **sham**
should have stayed in bed,
not caused **bedlam**
a man is sam
not a **madam**
and not a Ram
is this man **Sam**

Spam this call collector!!!

Spam joke, Spam this call collector!!!

What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?

Spam

An e-mail spammer walked into the bar.

I know because he was wearing a black hat.

I can't believe how happy and sad Iam, at the same time. Happy- because I won 5 million dollars. Sad- because my best friend was jealous of me and asked me to delete my spam folder.

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox

I find:

* 10 banks are giving me easy loans.

* I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

* 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

* 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

* Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

* 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

* And Approx 40-50 mails from different girls who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

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Please spam any way possible

Spam this phone number!

Hey.Guy Thank you for watching.... i'm sorry No spam.

WARNING: There's an email going round...

...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can.

If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT.

It's spam!

Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives.

Sorry, that was spam.

Spam joke, Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives.

Spam This Phone with a message (Australia ONLY)

I received an email from Google

It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."

Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.


Take heed: Do not open this email

There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM.

After Iran and Saudi Arabia cut ties Iranians stopped praying towards Mecca

... all their prayers are going to go to Spam anyway

I don't need to spam shift...

To turn on Sticky Keys.

Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof?

Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.

Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam?

He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred

My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...

But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC.

Why does Kim Jong Un have an email?

So he can eat all the spam.

Hillary Clinton should partner with Microsoft..

Then I wouldn't need to worry about getting any spam email

Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards...

Turns out to be spam

Just got an email from Google explaining how to read maps backward...

Turned out to be spam

Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

What a moderator do when he find canned meat in his hoagie?

He remove the spam from his sub.

Spam in the Middle Ages

A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:

"Get your sword forged for cheap"

So many hot single Russian women want to marry me

According to my spam folder

Hey Girl, are you a newly opened e-mail account?

Cos I wanna spam up you inbox so hard I leave a trojan inside you.

I got a friend request from Hormel Foods today

Turns out it was just Spam.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it.

It's spam.

I got an email about a canned meat dish earlier

It was spam

Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods...

It could be spam.

URGENT: Do not open any emails from Hormel Foods

It might be SPAM!

Spam is changing.

I used to get emails saying 'Hot Korean girls want to meet you.' Now my spam emails say 'Hot Russian Girls want you to vote Republican.'

Do not accept emails from Hormel

It could be SPAM

Delete any emails that you get from Hormel Foods

They're most likely spam.

I got a spam message today

The hacker threatened me by showing that he has pictures of my un canned meat

How do you upset a Vegan with an Email?

Just send them some spam...



Source: Have I got news for you Series 56 Episode 5

I keep getting emails telling me to buy canned pork,

But I hate spam.

I received a spam email today.

They say it tastes delicious.

That email was canned.

Prank war

I am in a prank war with a friend and I want to spam their phone Tr3way lets get it
801-787-9027

What should the internet spam when a famous chemist dies?

Fluorine

What's a computer's least favorite food

Spam.

If you get a message from me about tinned meat, don't open it...

It's spam

If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.

It's spam.

Just received an e.mail stating $50 dollars to see Cardi B. live.

I'm probably not the right person to spam for these types of ransoms.

I have a short attention spam

I couldn't even stay in the same position for nine months.

I got an email the other day teaching me how to read maps backwards

Turns out it was just spam

What do you call guys who are nice guys , send unsolicited pictures, or message relentlessly?

Spam male.

Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards.

I thought to myself, "That's just spam."

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...

It's Spam.

I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards

I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"

What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin?

Short Attention Spam

If you get an email from Hormel don't open it.

It might be spam.

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