Spam Jokes

• Short Spam Jokes
• Spam One Liners
• Canned Spam Jokes
• Spam Food Jokes
• Spam Call Jokes
• Spam Mail Jokes
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Funniest Spam Short Jokes

Short spam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spam humour may include short bomb jokes also.

1. Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam
2. I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."
3. WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can.
   If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT.
   It's spam!
4. Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards. I thought to myself, "That's just spam."
5. I got an email the other day teaching me how to read maps backwards Turns out it was just spam
6. I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam.
7. If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
8. Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
9. My account may have been hacked.. If y'all get an email from me about canned meat-- PLEASE don't open it
   It's spam
10. I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation. They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards.
    But I soon realized it was just spam.

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Spam One Liners

Which spam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spam? I can suggest the ones about inbox and pong.

1. My account got hacked. If you get a DM about meat from me, don't click on it. It's spam
2. I got an email offering the secret to reading maps backwards It was spam
3. Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods... It could be spam.
4. URGENT: Do not open any emails from Hormel Foods It might be SPAM!
5. Got a bizarre email this morning, explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.
6. If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it. It's spam.
7. Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam.
8. If you get an email from Hormel don't open it. It might be spam.
9. What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin? Short Attention Spam
10. If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ... It's Spam.
11. Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam.
12. Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam.
13. Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam.
14. An e-mail spammer walked into the bar. I know because he was wearing a black hat.
15. So many hot single Russian women want to marry me According to my spam folder

Canned Spam Jokes

Here is a list of funny canned spam jokes and even better canned spam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• *Important* Public Announcement Service To Everyone If anyone gets a private message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
  It's SPAM.
• I have a bunch of canned meat in my pantry. No matter how many I was pulling out, more were appearing in its place. You could say I got Spammed.
• What a moderator do when he find canned meat in his hoagie? He remove the spam from his sub.
• I got an email about a canned meat dish earlier It was spam
• I received a spam email today. They say it tastes delicious.
  That email was canned.
• I keep getting emails telling me to buy canned pork, But I hate spam.
• I got a spam message today The hacker threatened me by showing that he has pictures of my un canned meat

Spam Food Jokes

Here is a list of funny spam food jokes and even better spam food puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food? Spam
• What's a computer's least favorite food Spam.
• Delete any emails that you get from Hormel Foods They're most likely spam.
• I got a friend request from Hormel Foods today Turns out it was just Spam.

Spam Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny spam call jokes and even better spam call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call guys who are nice guys , send unsolicited pictures, or message relentlessly? Spam male.
• Spam this call collector!!!
• Call and spam this number 484-239-4638

Spam Mail Jokes

Here is a list of funny spam mail jokes and even better spam mail puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"
• Hey Girl, are you a newly opened e-mail account? Cos I wanna spam up you inbox so hard I leave a t**... inside you.

Delightful Fun Spam Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about spam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spam pranks.