Spam Jokes
80 spam jokes and hilarious spam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Read this article to find some of the best and funniest Spam jokes such as far side Spam, Spam call, Spam food, Spam Musubi, Spam mail, and more. Learn the secrets behind the jokes and have a good chuckle. Whether it be in your folder, on Skype, or even in your PayPal - these jokes will have you in stitches!
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Funniest Spam Short Jokes
Short spam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spam humour may include short bomb jokes also.
- Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam
- I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."
- WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can.
If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT.
It's spam! - Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards. I thought to myself, "That's just spam."
- I got an email the other day teaching me how to read maps backwards Turns out it was just spam
- I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam.
- If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
- Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
- My account may have been hacked.. If y'all get an email from me about canned meat-- PLEASE don't open it
It's spam - I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation. They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards.
But I soon realized it was just spam.
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Spam One Liners
Which spam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spam? I can suggest the ones about inbox and pong.
- My account got hacked. If you get a DM about meat from me, don't click on it. It's spam
- I got an email offering the secret to reading maps backwards It was spam
- Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods... It could be spam.
- URGENT: Do not open any emails from Hormel Foods It might be SPAM!
- Got a bizarre email this morning, explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.
- If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it. It's spam.
- Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam.
- If you get an email from Hormel don't open it. It might be spam.
- What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin? Short Attention Spam
- If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ... It's Spam.
- Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam.
- Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam.
- Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam.
- An e-mail spammer walked into the bar. I know because he was wearing a black hat.
- So many hot single Russian women want to marry me According to my spam folder
Canned Spam Jokes
Here is a list of funny canned spam jokes and even better canned spam puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- *Important* Public Announcement Service To Everyone If anyone gets a private message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
It's SPAM. - I have a bunch of canned meat in my pantry. No matter how many I was pulling out, more were appearing in its place. You could say I got Spammed.
- What a moderator do when he find canned meat in his hoagie? He remove the spam from his sub.
- I got an email about a canned meat dish earlier It was spam
- I received a spam email today. They say it tastes delicious.
That email was canned. - I keep getting emails telling me to buy canned pork, But I hate spam.
- I got a spam message today The hacker threatened me by showing that he has pictures of my un canned meat
Spam Food Jokes
Here is a list of funny spam food jokes and even better spam food puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food? Spam
- What's a computer's least favorite food Spam.
- Delete any emails that you get from Hormel Foods They're most likely spam.
- I got a friend request from Hormel Foods today Turns out it was just Spam.
Spam Call Jokes
Here is a list of funny spam call jokes and even better spam call puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call guys who are nice guys , send unsolicited pictures, or message relentlessly? Spam male.
- Spam this call collector!!!
- Call and spam this number 484-239-4638
Spam Mail Jokes
Here is a list of funny spam mail jokes and even better spam mail puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"
- Hey Girl, are you a newly opened e-mail account? Cos I wanna spam up you inbox so hard I leave a t**... inside you.
Delightful Fun Spam Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about spam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spam pranks.
Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideals of getting America fit again.
One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning.
I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'
I thought, that's just spam.
Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? (read - not spam)
Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?
Here's an incredibly simple way to do it,
and there is nothing to buy,
no investment to make,
no money to lose!
Try it now!
Follow this simple procedure:
1) Hold down the shift key.
2) Hit the 4 key four times fast.
This Man Sam is Not a Ram
Sam got rammed
by **LA Rams**
although he proved
that he could **jam**
he talked no trash
he sent no **spam**
he even got
3 qb **slams**
his proved his chance
was just a **sham**
should have stayed in bed,
not caused **bedlam**
a man is sam
not a **madam**
and not a Ram
is this man **Sam**
Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox
I find:
* 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
* I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
* 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
* 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
* Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
* 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
* And Approx 40-50 mails from different girls who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
Take heed: Do not open this email
There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM.
After Iran and Saudi Arabia cut ties Iranians stopped praying towards Mecca
... all their prayers are going to go to Spam anyway
Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof?
Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.
Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam?
He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred
My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...
But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC.
Hillary Clinton should partner with Microsoft..
Then I wouldn't need to worry about getting any spam email
Just got an email from Google explaining how to read maps backward...
Turned out to be spam
Spam in the Middle Ages
A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:
"Get your sword forged for cheap"
What should the internet spam when a famous chemist dies?
Fluorine
Just received an e.mail stating $50 dollars to see Cardi B. live.
I'm probably not the right person to spam for these types of ransoms.
I have a short attention spam
I couldn't even stay in the same position for nine months.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders minced pork shoulder and ham, pressed it into a block and served in a can.
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**Rule 3 - No Spam posts.**