The Best 58 Spain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spain jokes. There are some spain finnished jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spain paris puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spain Jokes and Puns

Colin was on a long drive from Portugal to Spain with this cute girl he liked. When Colin made a move and kept his arm on her shoulder. The girl winked and said you can go further.

Colin drove to France.

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names...

...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.

Spain joke, My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names...

A woman has twins...

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '

Two English Muslims go on holiday in Spain...

Two English Muslims go on a long holiday in Spain, and they're having a wonderful time until one day the weather turns and it rains for three days straight. On the fourth day, one of them looks out of the window in the morning.

"Ahmed, I think we can visit some of the local buildings today. We should bring an umbrella though."

"Ah, but Hissam, how is the weather looking on the forecast? Is it Sunni, or is it Shi'ite?"


Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Hans meets an art dealer on vacation

A German man is on vacation in Spain. He sees a local man selling artwork, so he goes over and checks out his wares. He notices a print of Picasso's Guernica on an easel. The German asks did you do this? , to which the Spaniard replied, nope. you did.

Spain joke, Hans meets an art dealer on vacation

If England wins to Costa Rica, it could face Spain...

...at the airport.

England fans must be pretty happy right now.

They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain.

Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was?

Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't

The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain.

"It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces", said Rico, age 6.

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The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain...

We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition.

I can't stop traveling to Southern Spain.

It's all so Moorish.

I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.

Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

A German girl married a Spanish guy...

A German girl married a Spanish man and went to Spain. She can't speak Spanish at all. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to show the seller what she wants. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana so she took her husband to the shop.

Because her husband speaks Spanish very well

My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.

Adios Omegas.

Spain joke, My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.

I don't really like food from Spain much but...

To chicharrΓ³n I guess

What does Captain America and Spain have in common?

A horrific Civil War

I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...

He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.


The mailman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow...

So I asked him if he is off to Parcelona. He then proceeded to ignore what is my best joke of 2017.

Well did you say it right? The key to a good mailman's joke is the delivery.

If a man were born in Russia, raised in Spain, and buried in France, what would he be?

Dead.

Why is Spain so good at football (soccer)?

Because no one expects the Spanish in position!

Why was Portugal the best colonial power?

Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test. In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain

He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells.

Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician

When people ask me where I got my well drawn tattoo, their always suprised when I say i got it in Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

Many people who go to Spain to get tattoos are surprised at how skilled the tattoo artists are.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

Tattoos

People are amazed at how good the tattoo artists are in Spain........
They weren't expecting the Spanish ink precision

People are always amazed at the skilled tattoo artists in Spain.

No one expects the Spanish ink precision

Me: The mail man told me he was going on holidays to spain...

...so i asked was he going to Parcelona and he continued to ignore what I believe was my best joke of the year.

Dad: Well did you say it right? The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery

The Mayor's meal

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull's testicles.

One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: Funny, why are they so small today?

The waiter: Today, sir, the bull won.

A first place winner at the International Pun Contest

A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're identical twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.Β 
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don't expect a Spanish Link decision

A woman had twins and put them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in eygpt and was named Amal. The other goes to a family in spain who name him Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband replies "Don't be sad. They're twins, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Did you hear its now illegal to be in possession of a ballpoint pen in Spain?

That's the Spanish ink-position.

A man visits a hotel in Spain and injures himself in the room.

So he calls the front desk and asks them to find him a doctor.

"you're in luck, sir! We have a doctor that lives in this very hotel."

They send the doctor up. After tending to the man's injuries the man remarks:

"Wow! I never would have thought this hotel would have its own doctor."

"Well you see," says the doctor "no one expects the Spanish in-physician"

Trump is not my president

I live in Spain

The King of Spain has sequestered himself on his private jet until his Covid-19 results come back

The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

In New York there are many tattoo artists from all over the world, but for some reason the artists from Spain have trouble getting business.

Why? Because nobody expects the Spanish ink precision!

This is not a racist joke, i will use France, you can put whichever country you like instead

First, God created Britain, then the British.

After Britain, God created Spain, then the Spanish.

After Spain, God created France. The British and Spanish objected because France was much more beautiful than their countries.

Then God created the French.

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain but she didn't speak spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt up & show her thighs to allow the seller to understand.This went on for some time.

One day she wanted to buy sausages, so she made her husband go to the store with her. He then asked for sausages as he spoke spanish.

Twins

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

The twins

A woman delivers a set of identical twins and decides to give them up
for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later,
Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the
picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of
Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've
seen Ahmal."

To all the people in Madrid that are hurting...

I feel your Spain.

I am sick

Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.

Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.

Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.

She asked, "what are you?"

I replied, "I am Sikh."

"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."

I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."

She shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."

I feel bad for my buddy over in Spain.

I asked him, "Has December been a good week for you so far?"


He said it was actually a mes.

A guy rides his motorcycle through the border from Spain to France every week carrying two bags of sand.

The border guard searched the bags every time, but never found anything, so he had to let him through. The guard has his last day at work before retiring and the guy comes to the border again, carrying his two bags of sand. The guard says "look, man, it's my last day, I'm not going to bust you. You're clearly smuggling *something* across the border all this time but we never find anything, what is it.". The guy says "I'm smuggling motorcycles"

I live in spain without...

The spain, i don't live in spain

What do they call Pringles in Spain?

Pr*espaΓ±ol*

I was watching a magician in Spain and he counted, "Uno, Dos"

And he vanished without a trace

Don't know about the happiest country in the world. But there is one country that's 80% unhappy.

Spain.

I'm in Spain but the S and the I are silent

Seriously guys help, Im being cooked alive right at this very moment

I went to Spain a couple of years ago for 10 days and had sex with 10 different people

I had a good hole-a-day

Grandmother's in a better place now...

Her plane landed in Spain half an hour ago.

An American visits a Restaurant in Spain

When his order arrives he becomes furious...

"Waiter!!! Why is my soup so cold??"

"Sir, it's Gazpacho"

"Ok Gazpacho why is my soup so cold?"

What language do dogs speak in Spain?

...Espaniel

My mailman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow

I asked him if he's going to visit Parcelona. He ignored me. I don't think I got the delivery right

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