Spaghetti Sauce Jokes
17 spaghetti sauce jokes and hilarious spaghetti sauce puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spaghetti sauce that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Spaghetti Sauce Short Jokes
Short spaghetti sauce jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spaghetti sauce humour may include short spaghetti jokes also.
- My wife asked why the spaghetti sauce tasted odd I told her I didn't have the thyme to make it right.
- My wife asked how you could tell if spaghetti was done, so I said throw it against the wall. If it sticks, it's done. Imagine my surprise when I went into the kitchen to find sauce all over the wall.
- What did the lasagna say to the pizza after having an affair for a while? We have to stop, I think Spaghetti sauce!
- What's the difference between spaghetti's complement and the pitches at a baseball game between members of an intergovernmental military alliance? One is some NATO toss, and the other's tomato sauce.
- What do you get after repeatedly smashing a baby against a wall? Mama's secret spaghetti sauce
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Spaghetti Sauce One Liners
Which spaghetti sauce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spaghetti sauce? I can suggest the ones about tomato sauce and spaghetti and meatball.
- What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time? Pasta sauce
- I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego
- Where did the spaghetti and the sauce go dancing? The meatball!
- what do you call angel hair pasta, pizza sauce and a sweater in the washer Moms spaghetti
Spaghetti Sauce Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about spaghetti sauce you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hot sauce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spaghetti sauce pranks.
My 3 year old's knock knock joke - innocence shattered
3 yr old: Knock Knock Daddy!
Me: Who's there?
3 yr old: (excitedly waving around their fork heaped with spaghetti and slinging sauce everywhere) Fork!
Me: Fork who?
*wife and I lock eyes; we each slowly make "the face" as we realize what is about to come out of our 3 year old's mouth*
3 yr old: Fork you Daddy!!!!! (delirious laughter)
(for those who aren't parents, imagine how someone who is learning to talk might pronounce "fork you"). My 3yr old lost their innocence in my eyes today. May as well pack them up and get them ready for college.
A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart
A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
The brunette won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.
The blonde won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the women met back at Wal-Mart. The blonde asked the brunette how she liked her prize, to which the brunette replied,
"Great, I love spaghetti!"
"How about you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied the blonde.
"I think I'm gonna go back to paper."
Spaghetti
For years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
Spaghetti.
A man has an affaire with an italian woman, and gets her pregnant by accident.
Because the man didn't want to hurt his reputation or his marriage he made a deal with the woman. He would financially take care of the kid from birth to the baby's 18th birthday if she would move to Italy and have the baby there.
The woman agreed, but she asked how the man would know when the baby was born. He told the woman to send a postcard with just the word "Spaghetti" when the baby was born and he would make sure to start sending money.
9 months go by and the mans wife comes inside and mentions a very strange postcard from Italy came in the mail for him and hands it to him.
The man reads the postcard and faints.
His worried wife picks up the postcard which reads "5x Spaghetti, 3 with meatballs and 2 plain. Send extra sauce."
(My apologies for any erroneous spelling and/or grammar.)