Following is our collection of funny Spaghet jokes. There are some spaghet pregnant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spaghet ragu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
as long as I stay away from the pot...
The meatball.
Pasta sauce
Pasta La vista
With women, their sexuality can be a mood thing, can't it?
Spaghetti is the term I believe.
**Straight until wet**
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(This is one of Jimmy Carr's jokes but I laughed a lot so I thought I'd share it.)
cuz you only get one shot
It lost its parmesan slip.
because is was pasta bed time
I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me.
She said "I'll screw your brains out if you buy me a bowl of macaroni."
I said, "Really!? What are you, a pasta-tute?"
And then, that very same girl came up to me the next day and I asked her what she charged.
She said she only charged a penne.
Mission: Impastable!
I regretti that spaghetti
You can explore spaghet pay reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spaghet lasagne dad jokes. There are also spaghet puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
"SPAGHET!"
Because his friend Pasta-Way!
He was an M Pasta
Untill it gets wet
Somebody toucha my spaghet!
He wasn't stroganoff.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spaghet marriage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working spaghet marinara piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.