Spaghet Jokes
19 spaghet jokes and hilarious spaghet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spaghet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly Spaghet Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
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I'm like spaghetti: I'm straight!
as long as I stay away from the p**......
Where does spaghetti go to dance?
The meatball.
What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time?
Pasta sauce
What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him
Pasta La vista
Spaghetti is the term I believe...
With women, their sexuality can be a mood thing, can't it?
Spaghetti is the term I believe.
**Straight until wet**
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(This is one of Jimmy Carr's jokes but I laughed a lot so I thought I'd share it.)
Why is Mom's Spaghetti better than the covid vaccine?
cuz you only get one shot
Spaghetti car
Told my wife I could make a car from spaghetti.
Should've seen her face when I drove pasther !!
Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?
It lost its parmesan slip.
Why did the spaghetti say she was so tired?
because is was pasta bed time
If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?
Mission: Impastable!
Spaghetti s**...
I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me.
She said "I'll screw your brains out if you buy me a bowl of macaroni."
I said, "Really!? What are you, a pasta-tute?"
And then, that very same girl came up to me the next day and I asked her what she charged.
She said she only charged a penne.
The spaghetti I ate earlier made me sick
I regretti that spaghetti
What sound does a noodle make, when used as a whip?
"SPAGHET!"
Why did the spaghetti become depressed?
Because his friend Pasta-Way!
There was an M&M in my spaghetti..
He was an M Pasta
Spaghetti is also straight
Untill it gets wet
What did Remy say to Linguini?
Somebody toucha my spaghet!
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Spaghet One Liners
Which spaghet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spaghet? I can suggest the ones about pregnant and marriage.
- What sound does a noodle make, when used as a whip? "SPAGHET!"
- What did Remy say to Linguini? Somebody toucha my spaghet!
