The Best 15 Spag Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spag jokes. There are some spag ruin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spag rigatoni puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spag Jokes and Puns

I'm like spaghetti: I'm straight!

as long as I stay away from the pot...

Where does spaghetti go to dance?

The meatball.

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time?

Pasta sauce

Spag joke, What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time?

What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him

Pasta La vista

Spaghetti is the term I believe...

With women, their sexuality can be a mood thing, can't it?
Spaghetti is the term I believe.

**Straight until wet**

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(This is one of Jimmy Carr's jokes but I laughed a lot so I thought I'd share it.)


Why is Mom's Spaghetti better than the covid vaccine?

cuz you only get one shot

Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?

It lost its parmesan slip.

Spag joke, Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?

Why did the spaghetti say she was so tired?

because is was pasta bed time

Spaghetti sex

I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me.

She said "I'll screw your brains out if you buy me a bowl of macaroni."

I said, "Really!? What are you, a pasta-tute?"

And then, that very same girl came up to me the next day and I asked her what she charged.

She said she only charged a penne.

If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?

Mission: Impastable!

The spaghetti I ate earlier made me sick

I regretti that spaghetti

You can explore spag large reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spag meatballs dad jokes. There are also spag puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did the spaghetti become depressed?

Because his friend Pasta-Way!

There was an M&M in my spaghetti..

He was an M Pasta

Spaghetti is also straight

Untill it gets wet

Why did the spaghetti noodle lose the weight-lifting contest?

He wasn't stroganoff.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spag squirm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spag night piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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