The Best 39 Spade Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spade jokes. There are some spade trench jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spade backhoe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Spade Jokes and Puns

Marriage.....

......... is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond.

Later on, a club and a spade.

A notorious card sharp was found dead last night.

He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade.

My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission.

I guess I'll deal with him later.

Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

..

Doug

Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.


Marrage is like poker...

In the beginning your looking for 2 hearts and a diamond, and in the end you look for a club and a spade

Marriage is like a card game.

At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade.

Spade joke, Marriage is like a card game.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

An ambulance

My marriage is like a game of cards

It started out with two hearts and a diamond, now all I want is a club and a spade.

Marriage is like a deck of cards

At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond.

By the end you just want a club and a spade

Marriage is like a game of cards

At first, it's all diamonds and hearts.

Later on, it's a club and a spade.

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Mariage is like deck of cards

At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Dug

How is a marriage similar to a deck of cards?

Starting off with 2 hearts and a diamond seems great but by the end all you want is a club and a spade.

What's the difference between a red bucket and a green spade

One is a red bucket and one is a green spade.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Spade joke, How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

My wife asked for a spa day for her birthday

I can't wait till she unwraps it, and I tell her it's pronounced spade.

'American Police' playing cards.

I bought a deck of 'American Police' playing cards yesterday.

There's no hearts or diamonds in it. Just one spade and fifty one clubs.

A marriage is a lot like a card game

In the beginning there's two hearts and a diamond but by the end you're looking for a club and a spade.


Please pray for my mother-in-law. She was taken to hospital this morning. A bee landed on her face. Luckily she wasn't stung.

I was too quick with the spade.

Can we applaud David Spade for not having any allegations of sexual advances?

Consensual ones included.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first it's all hearts and diamonds

Then you are in your garage looking for a club and a spade.

Marriage is like a card game. You start with two hearts and a diamond...

But in the end you need a club and a spade...

I always call a spade a spade!

Until I accidentally stepped on one

Marriage is like a deck of cards

You start with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate Spade hanging

I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate Spade hanging....

On the wall in my uncles living room. I didn't know they used to be friends.

Spade joke, I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate Spade hanging

My wife asked for a spa day for Valentine's

I can't wait till she opens it and I tell her it's pronounced spade

Why do shovels hate digging up metal?

Because of the irony

Sorry I guess you couldn't handle the joke

I'm gonna dig up some more

I'll spade you of any more puns

If you couldn't sit through that you're a tool

(Please don't steel this joke it took me a long time to come up with it (credit to u/ImToastedBruh for the steel part))

Marriage is like a deck of cards...

At the start you need a heart and a diamond. At the end you need a club and a spade.


Against my wishes my son has gone and had a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club and a diamond.

I'll deal with him later.

Marriage is like a poker: you start out with two Hearts and a Diamond, and you end up wanting a Club and a Spade.

Relationships

They are like the suits in a pack of cards,

They start out all hearts and diamonds………..

…….but eventually you wish you had a club and a spade!

Marriage is like playing cards

You start off with a heart and a diamond, and soon you're looking for a club and a spade

How do you confuse a construction worker?

Put a spade and a shovel in the corner, then tell him to take his pick!!


Marriage is like playing a card game.

In the beginning, two hearts and a diamond are more than enough.

By the end, though, you want a club and a spade.

My wife said marriage is like a deck of cards

In the beginning alls you need is two hearts, then in the end, alls you need is a club and a spade.

Last week I submitted a ten page in depth technical description of my groundbreaking invention to a prestigious journal... but it didn't get published.

They said I should just call a spade a spade.

What do you call a woman who has a duster in one hand, a brush in the other, a shovel on one foot and a spade on the other foot

A Swiss army wife.

So Fred has accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.

John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.

"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."

After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.

"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back in the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."

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