Spade Jokes
51 spade jokes and hilarious spade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Spade Short Jokes
Short spade jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spade humour may include short shovel jokes also.
- Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond.
By the end you just want a club and a s**... - Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first it's all hearts and diamonds Then you are in your garage looking for a club and a s**....
- A marriage is a lot like a card game In the beginning there's two hearts and a diamond but by the end you're looking for a club and a s**....
- Marriage is like a deck of cards... At the start you need a heart and a diamond. At the end you need a club and a s**....
- Marriage is like a deck of cards You start with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing you had a club and a s**....
- Marriage is like a card game. At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a s**....
- marriage is like a deck of cards at the start you need a heart and a diamond, but by the end you wish you had a club and a s**....
- My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a s**..., a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I'll deal with him later.
- Marriage..... ......... is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you'll wish you had a club and a s**...
- Marriage is like a card game. You start with two hearts and a diamond... But in the end you need a club and a s**......
Share These Spade Jokes With Friends
Spade One Liners
Which spade one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spade? I can suggest the ones about spoon and spat.
- I have a few Aces up my sleeve. In fact, I have them in s**....
- What do you call a man with a s**... in his head? An ambulance
- Another Tom Swifty "I have only diamonds, clubs, and s**...," said Tom heartlessly.
- So I met the queen of s**... the other day She's a nice lady, but a bit of a card.
- What do you call a man with a s**... on his head? Dug
- I always call a s**... a s**...! Until I accidentally stepped on one
- What do you call an asexual gravedigger? An ace of s**....
- What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and s**.... Tee hee.
- Did you hear about the new Kate s**... bag? They call it the body bag.
- It's official! The new Kate s**... neck ties ARE the hot accssory of the season!
- Kate s**... just committed s**...... ...now these bags will finally be worth something
- When is a s**... not a s**...? When you use it as a club.
- Which playing card can turn its hand to everything? Jack of all s**...
- What do you call a man with a s**... in his hand? Doug
- What did the ace of s**... say to Claude Monet? "Draw me like one of your French girls."
Kate Spade Jokes
Here is a list of funny kate spade jokes and even better kate spade puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's been a week since Kate s**...'s death and I still cannot believe it. I guess you never really know what kind of baggage people are dealing with.
- I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging I was shocked when I saw the photos of Kate s**... hanging....
On the wall in my uncles living room. I didn't know they used to be friends. - What did Kate s**... say to Anthony Bourdain when he propositioned her for s**...? Not in this lifetime.
- We all should have seen the writing on the wall for Kate s**.... She just had so much baggage.
- Kate s**...'s stocks are going through the roof! News got out that her scarves are to die for.
- Kate s**... hung herself with a scarf today but at least she died doing what she loved Accessorizing.

Witty Spade Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about spade you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spade pranks.
So Fred has accidentally cut off John's ear with his s**....
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his s**... and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back in the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."
My marriage is like a game of cards
It started out with two hearts and a diamond, now all I want is a club and a s**....
Please pray for my mother-in-law. She was taken to hospital this morning. A bee landed on her face. Luckily she wasn't stung.
I was too quick with the s**....
Marriage is like playing a card game.
In the beginning, two hearts and a diamond are more than enough.
By the end, though, you want a club and a s**....
Thoughts go out my Mother-in-law. She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face
Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the s**....
Marriage is like playing cards
You start off with a heart and a diamond, and soon you're looking for a club and a s**...
Marriage is like a poker: you start out with two Hearts and a Diamond, and you end up wanting a Club and a s**....
How is a marriage similar to a deck of cards?
Starting off with 2 hearts and a diamond seems great but by the end all you want is a club and a s**....
My wife said marriage is like a deck of cards
In the beginning alls you need is two hearts, then in the end, alls you need is a club and a s**....
Against my wishes my son has gone and had a tattoo of a heart, a s**..., a club and a diamond.
I'll deal with him later.
My wife asked for a spa day for her birthday
I can't wait till she unwraps it, and I tell her it's pronounced s**....
Last week I submitted a ten page in depth technical description of my groundbreaking invention to a prestigious journal... but it didn't get published.
They said I should just call a s**... a s**....
What do you call a woman who has a duster in one hand, a brush in the other, a shovel on one foot and a s**... on the other foot
A Swiss army wife.
My wife asked for a spa day for Valentine's
I can't wait till she opens it and I tell her it's pronounced s**...
How do you confuse a construction worker?
Put a s**... and a shovel in the corner, then tell him to take his pick!!
Relationships
They are like the suits in a pack of cards,
They start out all hearts and diamonds………..
…….but eventually you wish you had a club and a s**...!
Mariage is like deck of cards
At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and s**....
Why do shovels hate digging up metal?
Because of the irony
Sorry I guess you couldn't handle the joke
I'm gonna dig up some more
I'll s**... you of any more puns
If you couldn't sit through that you're a tool
(Please don't steel this joke it took me a long time to come up with it (credit to u/ImToastedBruh for the steel part))
What's the difference between a red bucket and a green s**...
One is a red bucket and one is a green s**....
