The Best 7 Spacetime Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spacetime jokes. There are some spacetime ligo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spacetime quantum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Spacetime Jokes and Puns

What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?

A wyrmhole.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What holds the fabric of spacetime together?


Yo mama so fat

when she moves, the space-time ripples are detectable with naked eye.

Which time zone do astronauts use?

The space-time continuum

So LIGO scientists were finally able to detect gravitational waves...

Don't know what took them so long. Your mom's been around for some time now, rippling spacetime.

Yo mama so fat....

that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spacetime density puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spacetime planetary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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