Spacesuits Jokes
4 spacesuits jokes and hilarious spacesuits puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spacesuits that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Spacesuits Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I tell you what makes my blood boil,
faulty spacesuits.
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
An astronut.
Spacesuits are useless...
They protect you from literally nothing.
It is the year 2066.
Scientists in the space colony on Mars are testing the feasibility of using animals to navigate the natural landscape. They decide to send a cat in a spacesuit with a radio collar and a camera to roam around.
After a day, they notice the radio collar hasn't been moving in several hours. The scientists walk over to the location of the radio collar and discover the remains of a brutally dismembered cat. Confused, the scientists take the corpse, camera, and collar back to the lab for analysis. Upon reviewing the camera footage, they discover something truly disconcerting.
Curiosity killed the cat.
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