The Best 29 Spaceship Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spaceship jokes. There are some spaceship jupiter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spaceship spacecraft puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spaceship Jokes and Puns

Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon

They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

A blonde...

...works in a petrol station filling up cars. One day, a spaceship with 'UFO' written on the side lands next to the blonde. The blonde cheerfully fills it with fuel and the spaceship flied off.

The blonde's boss, shocked, comes out to ask why she filled it up.

"Do you know what 'UFO' stands for?" He asks.

"Of course." She replies, "Unleaded Fuel Only".

credits to u/Mr-Everest

Spaceship joke, A blonde...

There are fuckups, there are royal fuckups, and then there was NASA crashing a spaceship because they confused pounds and kilos.

That was an *Imperial* fuckup.

A hooker and a priest walk into a spaceship...

It lasts for 1 season and a movie and everyone throws a fit when it won't come back.


A plane gets hijacked by a couple of terrorists

The head terrorist is in the cockpit with the pilot. He demands that the pilot takes them to a free country or else the entire plane will blow up.

The pilot retorts: " This is an airliner, not a spaceship!"

A spaceship is a lot like a relationship.

I've never been in one.

Spaceship joke, A spaceship is a lot like a relationship.

How do you tie your spaceship to the dock?

With an astronaut.

What do you call someone who flies a spaceship to Uranus?

An asstronaut.

Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.

Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.

When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"

I cant remember who this comedian or how the joke goes 100% but the gist is

So theres this joke i heard when i was young, my mom showed me him on youtube, it was a very deadpan, dry comedian, almost like mitch hedberg, and i cant remember who it was, but the gist of the joke is, "two aliens landed in their spaceship and walked up to me, they were super short, and i asked, hey, is everyone of your species this short? And they replied, no, we're just really far away"

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What do you call a narcissistic spaceship?

The Millennial Falcon

It's a real Challenger

When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said "Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"

I am a bad person.

Two Polish Rocket Scientists Announce to the World They're Going to the Sun in a Spaceship

The entire world wide scientific community swiftly points out that the Sun is too hot for such a journey and they'd quickly burn up to which they replied very smugly: "Ah SEE! We've thought of this and have a plan!.....We're going at NIGHT!"

I do not mean to offend anyone and my apologies to the Polish, I grew up in the '60's with a mix of Russian, Czech, Hungarian, Pole parents, relatives and friends and this is mild to the shit we dealt ourselves and friends back then. ;)

How do you put a spaceship to sleep?

You rocket

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!

Spaceship joke, A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster?

Badmintin'

(P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)

Why did the alien pre-emptively put perfume on before boarding the human spaceship?

Because the ship had Musk written all over it


What do you call a spaceship that runs on all natural fuel?

The Millenial falcon

Girl, are you the first spaceship to Mars?

Because even though you won't come back afterwards, I want to be inside of you.

What do you call a spaceship, designed to collect space junk?

A vacuum cleaner...

TIL that one of the problems in spaceflight is "outgassing", which is the release of extra gases from fuel tanks and affects the craft's trajectory, etc.

TIL I am a spaceship.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do you call a woman in a spaceship?

The cleaning lady.

Alien spaceship arrives at Earth.

Browses dank memes. Leaves.

What do you call a mermaid on a spaceship?

A fish out of this world

did you hear about the cow that played poker on a spaceship?

The steaks are out of this world.

I'll show myself the door.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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