The Best 19 Spaceman Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spaceman jokes. There are some spaceman orion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Spaceman Jokes and Puns
What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?
He parks his car, man.
Multi-level Meta Joke
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy says "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer.
What do you do if you find a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Well, hey, park your car, man.
What does a stoner do if he sees a spaceman?
He parks in it, dude.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park, man
What do you call a spaceman that's gone crazy?
Astronuts... or Cosmonuts if he's a comrade.
What do you call a heavy spaceman?
A Masstronaut.
What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman
Park in it bruh
Might have been Dr. Spaceman.
A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "What songs are they?"
"'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'" the woman says.
The doctor says, "You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is that rare?" asks the woman.
The doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual!"
What do you call a bad spaceman?
Astronaughty
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Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?
On the astronaughty step.
A marine, a navi seal and a Space Force....
Trumpfurine spaceman sitting by the fire.... well what are we going to call spaceforce people anyway?
What do you do if you are attacked by a Spaceman?
Wait 30 years, then report it on the net.
Edit. Spaceyman.
What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?
An unidentified frying object.
What do you call a straight soviet spaceman?
A homonaut
My friend asked me if my favorite spaceman was the villain from Superman 2 or the first man on the moon. I told him:
"Neil before Zod"
What do you call a out of control spaceman?
An Astraynaut
My mother always told me dress for the job you want not the job you have.
The office was quite confused when I came in dressed as a spaceman
My own joke
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