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Spaceman Jokes

30 spaceman jokes and hilarious spaceman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spaceman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Spaceman Short Jokes

Short spaceman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spaceman humour may include short astronaut jokes also.

  1. What do you call a spaceman that's gone crazy? Astronuts... or Cosmonuts if he's a comrade.
  2. A marine, a navi seal and a Space Force.... Trumpfurine spaceman sitting by the fire.... well what are we going to call spaceforce people anyway?
  3. What do you do if you are attacked by a Spaceman? Wait 30 years, then report it on the net.
    Edit. Spaceyman.
  4. My friend asked me if my favorite spaceman was the villain from Superman 2 or the first man on the moon. I told him: "Neil before Zod"
  5. My mother always told me dress for the job you want not the job you have. The office was quite confused when I came in dressed as a spaceman
    My own joke
  6. What do you do if you're smoking w**... in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh

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Spaceman One Liners

Which spaceman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spaceman? I can suggest the ones about space invader and spaceship.

  1. What does a jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man.
  2. What do you do if you find a spaceman? Park in it, man!
  3. What do you do when you see a spaceman? Well, hey, park your car, man.
  4. what do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car in it man.
  5. What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man
  6. What do you call a heavy spaceman? A Masstronaut.
  7. What do you call a bad spaceman? Astronaughty
  8. Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman? On the astronaughty step.
  9. What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object.
  10. What do you call a straight soviet spaceman? A homonaut
  11. What do you call a out of control spaceman? An Astraynaut
  12. What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
  13. What does a s**... do if he sees a spaceman? He parks in it, dude.

Spaceman joke, What does a s**... do if he sees a spaceman?

Fun-Filled Spaceman Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about spaceman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spaceman pranks.

Multi-level Meta Joke

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy says "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer.

Might have been Dr. Spaceman.

A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "What songs are they?"
"'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'" the woman says.
The doctor says, "You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is that rare?" asks the woman.
The doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual!"

Spaceman joke, What do you call a straight soviet spaceman?