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He parks his car, man.
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy says "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer.
Park in it, man!
Well, hey, park your car, man.
He parks in it, dude.
You park, man
Astronuts... or Cosmonuts if he's a comrade.
A Masstronaut.
Park in it bruh
A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "What songs are they?"
"'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'" the woman says.
The doctor says, "You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is that rare?" asks the woman.
The doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual!"
Astronaughty
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Trumpfurine spaceman sitting by the fire.... well what are we going to call spaceforce people anyway?
Wait 30 years, then report it on the net.
Edit. Spaceyman.
An unidentified frying object.
A homonaut
"Neil before Zod"
An Astraynaut
The office was quite confused when I came in dressed as a spaceman
My own joke
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