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8 spacecraft jokes and hilarious spacecraft puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spacecraft that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heartwarming Spacecraft Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good spacecraft joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?

The starship -enter-prize.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

NASA's DART spacecraft successfully slams into asteroid.

Just like the Mars Polar Lander did on Mars.

What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid?

A spacecraft is really light, an asteroid is a little meteor.

I used to be a spacecraft engineer.

My efforts were all for naut.

Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space

jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art?

*Soyuz Think You Can Dance*
Namaste.

It was recently announced that on July 20th, Jeff Bezos and his brother will launch into space on one of his Blue Origin spacecraft

If nothing else, now they will know what it's like to p**... in a bottle


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