The Best 11 Spacecraft Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spacecraft jokes. There are some spacecraft pluto jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spacecraft juno puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spacecraft Jokes and Puns

What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?

The starship -enter-prize.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid?

A spacecraft is really light, an asteroid is a little meteor.

I used to be a spacecraft engineer.

My efforts were all for naut.

Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space

Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art?

*Soyuz Think You Can Dance*


It was recently announced that on July 20th, Jeff Bezos and his brother will launch into space on one of his Blue Origin spacecraft

If nothing else, now they will know what it's like to piss in a bottle

A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft

"I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant

How many astronauts does it take to screw a light bulb?

One but it will take several others to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.


From my book *400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone*.

I've never seen a UFO

But that's only because i have always been able to properly identify the various alien spacecraft i see in the sky.

China landed a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon and the first thing they saw was...

a band playing different tunes!

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spacecraft rocket jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spacecraft asteroid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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