Following is our collection of funny Space Station jokes. There are some space station jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these space station puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there
Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."
Because it is a zero G environment.
Because the steaks were never higher.
Because of the vacuum of space!
Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
Houston, you have a problem.
They use astro knots.
Bang Ding Ow
I want this issue resolved next year, not tomorrow!
Don't understand why everyone else at the international space station is freaking out.
You can explore space station reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean space station dad jokes. There are also space station puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
The decline in our rocketry capability means it couldn't jump over the Moon.
Some men just want to watch the world turn.
... because they always involve Mir puns.
does that mean it's in stationery orbit?
Fortunately, without gravity.
My sides are in orbit.
The first one says "Is there no one who can get me milk for my coffee?" The second one says "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
A walrus leaking
I couldn't put it down.
Well that sucks
I heard it was out of this world!
Obi Wan Kenobi looks at her and proclaims "that's no moon, it's a space station"
But I thought it was quite an achievement.
He heard there was a vacuum in space.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the space station jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working space station piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.