The Best 25 Space Station Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Space Station jokes. There are some space station jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these space station puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Space Station Jokes and Puns

The Trump administration is like the International Space Station

They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there

Astronauts release a photo of Hurricane Harvey...

Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."

Why is there no gang violence on the space station?

Because it is a zero G environment.

NASA had a supply of rib eye on the last flight to the international space station to see how meat cooked in space. They called it their most important mission.

Because the steaks were never higher.

Why is the outside of the International Space Station so clean?

Because of the vacuum of space!


Why were cosmonauts on the Russian space station always bumping into things?

Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.

What did the crew of the International Space Station say to Mission Control?

Houston, you have a problem.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What sound did the Chinese space station make as it broke apart?

Bang Ding Ow

The commander at the Venus space station told his Flight Engineer

I want this issue resolved next year, not tomorrow!

I punched a hole in my office wall today.

Don't understand why everyone else at the international space station is freaking out.

You can explore space station reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean space station dad jokes. There are also space station puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did the cow jump over the International Space Station?

The decline in our rocketry capability means it couldn't jump over the Moon.

Why did the Joker go up to the International Space Station?

Some men just want to watch the world turn.

Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station...

... because they always involve Mir puns.

If I send a letter to the International Space Station...

does that mean it's in stationery orbit?

An accident occured at the International Space Station

Fortunately, without gravity.

I ordered a meal from the International Space Station.

My sides are in orbit.

Two astronauts aboard the space station are talking.

The first one says "Is there no one who can get me milk for my coffee?" The second one says "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."

My friend told me there was a bad seal on the International Space Station but what I heard it was

A walrus leaking


I read a book on the International Space Station.

I couldn't put it down.

They just discovered a hole in the International Space Station

Well that sucks

A bunch of astronauts had an orgy aboard the International Space Station.

I heard it was out of this world!

Yo mama so fat

Obi Wan Kenobi looks at her and proclaims "that's no moon, it's a space station"

I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut.

But I thought it was quite an achievement.

Why did the astronaut bring his maid to the ISS (International Space Station)?

He heard there was a vacuum in space.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the space station jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working space station piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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