The Best 11 Space Shuttles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Space Shuttles jokes. There are some space shuttles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these space shuttles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Space Shuttles Jokes and Puns

If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called?

Apollo G

Civics teacher dropped this on us today.

Have you heard about the new Nasa program? They're fixing up one of their shuttles and sending some cows into space to study. It'll be the herd shot around the world!

Nasa techs put some humorous messages on the Space Shuttle Transporter attach points

A really twisted joke

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What's white and stings when it lands in your eye?

A space shuttle


Why didn't Johnson Space Center in Houston get one of the retired Space Shuttle orbiters?

Because Texas already got Columbia.

A Russian, an American and a Canadian blast off in a space shuttle…

NASA Space shuttles Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis, Enterprise, and Endeavor all flew successfully. So why did Challenger fail?

Because you experience 0 G's in space.

I'm going as the Challenger space shuttle for Halloween.

Lots of parts to this costume.

Did you hear about the space shuttle astronaut with two blue eyes?

One blew this way, the other that way.

30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the space shuttles jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working space shuttles piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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