Space Launch Jokes

32 space launch jokes and hilarious space launch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about space launch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Space Launch Short Jokes

Short space launch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The space launch humour may include short rocket launch jokes also.

  1. A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann
  2. Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space? The flat earthers unionized
  3. Elon Musk launched the falcon heavy hoping to start a space race... Of course he wants a space race, he's the only one with a car up there
  4. What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space? One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world.
  5. The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle. The rubber band broke.
  6. By launching a Tesla to Mars Space X has accomplished the primary goal of the Boring Company. Avoiding LA traffic!
  7. Elon Musk should launch a cow into space next. He could really raise the steaks to new heights in the space industry
  8. Nice job Elon, it took decades of hard work and determination but you actually launched that car into space. Well done you! Two words though decoy snail
  9. NASA launched a new research satellite yesterday to see how potatoes grow in space... It's called Spudnik
  10. They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space. Outer. Space.

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Space Launch One Liners

Which space launch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with space launch? I can suggest the ones about nasa space and rocket launched.

  1. If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called? Apollo G
  2. What's the name of NASA's launch button? The "Space Bar"
  3. NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!
  4. My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble.
  5. Godspeed Elon Musk I hope you successfully launch that heavy load into space.
  6. What does an astronaut do with his hair before launching into space? Eclipse it.
  7. What did the Iranian Space Monkey say when the rocket launched? "HOOOLY s**...'ITE!"

Space Launch Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about space launch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spaceship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make space launch pranks.

A cow joke

Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.

NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars

They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space.
Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'

The Falcon Heavy is now the world's most powerful rocket

The Falcon Heavy can put around 140,000 pounds of cargo into lower Earth orbit, more than twice as much weight as any other operational rocket. This powerful vehicle could open up entirely new types of business for SpaceX: launching heavy national security satellites or even sending large modules or your mom into deep space.

It was recently announced that on July 20th, Jeff Bezos and his brother will launch into space on one of his Blue Origin spacecraft

If nothing else, now they will know what it's like to p**... in a bottle

Did you hear NASA is going to start launching cattle into space?

It's going to be the herd shot around the world.

It's the year 1987...

Last year the space station Mir appeared to be launched into orbit. The key word being appeared. The space station is actually just a hologram designed to fool the United States! Right here on Earth exists a tiny scale replica, containing tiny versions of every item that would go up in a real shuttle. There are miniature parcels of food, space suits, and even a Russian flag. The items are held in a secret base hidden in the Russian wilderness. Thus the saying...
Objects in Mir are closer than they appear.

Did you hear about the Nigerian space program?

They decided to launch monkeys into space again.

the fowled experiment

scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
british engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. arrangements were made. but when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cab.
horrified the britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
NASA's response was just three words, "thaw the chicken".