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175 space jokes and hilarious space puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about space that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funny jokes about space, Hubble, astronomical facts, and cosmonauts are great to tell your kids. Get ready to giggle with our collection of space jokes about Uranus and other planets, plus jokes suitable for 5 - 7 year olds.

Best Short Space Jokes

Short space jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The space humour may include short paces jokes also.

  1. Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words? Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
  2. Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee" Astronaut 2: "In space no-one can. Here, use cream"
  3. Today one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
  4. If Elon Musk's space company establishes a mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
  5. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
  6. King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did. Because the Queen could go any distance but the king can only move one space at a time.
  7. What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
  8. Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.
  9. Why are there no transvestites in space? Because there is zero drag.
     
     
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  10. Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about space can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of space puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Space One Liners

Which space one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with space? I can suggest the ones about rooms and capacity.

  1. Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?
    A: 1 GB
  2. If Britain leaves the EU, how much space will be freed up? 1GB
  3. Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs…. My phone ran out of space.
  4. I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer
  5. With the UK leaving the EU, the union has some free space. Exactly 1GB
  6. Orion's Belt is a waist of space. Bad pun, I know. 3 star at best.
  7. How much space is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
  8. Orion's Belt is a big waist of space. Bad joke. Only three stars.
  9. How can you tell if an astronaut is gay? You can't. There's no orientation in space.
  10. Why are Astronauts always so calm? There's no pressure in space.
  11. What do you call J.K. Rowling in space? AstroTERF
  12. Why do astronauts use Linux? You can't open Windows in space
  13. My favourite Haiku Space is limited
    In a haiku, so it's hard
    To finish what you
  14. How much free space does the EU have since Great Britain left? 1 GB
  15. Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Nasa Space Jokes

Here is a list of funny nasa space jokes and even better nasa space puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
  • What's the name of NASA's launch button? The "Space Bar"
  • Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? The bill would be astronomical.
  • Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.
  • NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!
  • NASA just reported they have lost contact with Voyager 1 after it crashed into something in the dark abyss of space Apparently they found my ex's heart, which drains all energy.
  • My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say
  • I'm unemployed and asked my friend for advice. He told me: Get a job at NASA, they always have space.
  • What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA.
  • NASA had a supply of rib eye on the last flight to the international space station to see how meat cooked in space. They called it their most important mission. Because the steaks were never higher.

Space Launch Jokes

Here is a list of funny space launch jokes and even better space launch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called? Apollo G
  • A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann
  • Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space? The flat earthers unionized
  • Elon Musk launched the falcon heavy hoping to start a space race... Of course he wants a space race, he's the only one with a car up there
  • What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space? One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world.
  • My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble.
  • Godspeed Elon Musk I hope you successfully launch that heavy load into space.
  • The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle. The rubber band broke.
  • By launching a Tesla to Mars Space X has accomplished the primary goal of the Boring Company. Avoiding LA traffic!
  • Elon Musk should launch a cow into space next. He could really raise the steaks to new heights in the space industry

Space Force Jokes

Here is a list of funny space force jokes and even better space force puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call an NCO in the Space Force? A stargeant
  • President Trump's greatest accomplishment was making us give the Coast Guard the respect that it deserves as a branch of the Armed Forces. He accomplished this by creating the Space Force.
  • I'm not sure if the US should build a space force The costs would skyrocket
  • With this new Space Force being stood up... I've already been hearing that enlistment bonuses are going to be astronomical.
  • With the new Space Force I heard America was building their very own Death Star...and the rebels are going to pay for it
  • The new Space Force is going to cost the government billions in unforeseen expenses. The military housing allowance will go through the roof because the cost of living in space is astronomical.
  • A marine, a navi seal and a Space Force.... Trumpfurine spaceman sitting by the fire.... well what are we going to call spaceforce people anyway?
  • With the new announcement of the space force, Donald Trump decided to call this branch... Space Patrol Delta! The catch phrase will be, SPD emergency.
  • With the space force being created, one thing is clear. Trump was confused by which aliens are invading.
  • Trump was obviously joking when he said Space Force He meant Strategic Defense Initiative Organization Again

Space Invader Jokes

Here is a list of funny space invader jokes and even better space invader puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • One of my friends told me I make people uncomfortable by often invading people's personal space I found this really hurtful, it completely ruined our bath
  • My friend said that I make people uncomfortable by invading their personal space. It was a very hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
  • Me: Mom, you're invading my personal space Mom: Well, you came out of my personal space, so that makes us even.
  • What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.
  • What's a COVID denier's favorite video game? Space Invaders.
  • What game should you not play when social distancing? Space invaders
  • What is Joe Biden's favorite video game? Space Invaders
  • Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by invading their personal space. It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
  • Would you say Kevin Spacey was a Trekkie? Or more a Space Invader?
  • What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders
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Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Space Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about space you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean span jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make space prank.

An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in

"Grandfather, the radio says that the Russians have gone into space!"
"All of them?" he asks, putting down his rifle.
"No, only one."
He starts cleaning the rifle again.

Einstein developed a theory about space...

...it was about time too.

I just went to the Air & Space museum.

Man do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park the car, man.

Ole and Sven are flying a plane over northern Minnesota

Ole is the pilot, and they are approaching their destination. Sven looks out the window and sees the runway in the distance. He notices the runway looks rather short and says, "Y'know, Ole, dat looks like a really short runway."
Ole replies, "Oh, don't worry. Dis is a small plane after all. Dere's plenty of space for us to land."
As they get closer, Sven sees that the runway is indeed very short, and he says, "Ole, I don't know bout dis, it looks like dat runway is too short."
Ole says, "Ok, I'll press da brakes as hard as I can when we come down, how bout dat?"
But Sven isn't reassured very much. At this point, he can see that the runway is almost certainly too short for them to land. He says, "Ole! Dis runway is way too short. we're gonna c**...!"
Ole says, "Oh shut up. I'll just put de plane in reverse as soon as we land, that'll do it."
So, the plane touches down, and despite Ole's best efforts, they do go off the runway and into the fence. The plane flips over a few times and is heavily damaged, but luckily both Ole and Sven are relatively unharmed. The two climb out of the wreckage, and Sven says, "You see, I was right! Dis runway was too short!"
Ole looks up and down the runway, and then he says, "Aye, it was really short. But look at how *wide* it is!"

The Irishman's parking space

An Irishman is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.
He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."
Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."

What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space?

An astrofizzassist.

Einstein invented a theory about space...

and it was about time too!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC...

There was a lot more stuff in there than I'd expected

Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space.

Its about time too

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He needed space.

What's a gay man's favorite planet?

Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.

What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space.

Successful

First woman in space

"Houston, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Never mind"
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing"
"Please tell us?"
"You know what the problem is."
"If you understand me at all, you would've known!"

Proof of God

Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

When a woman asks for some time, and some space...

... she's trying to calculate speed

If you're an astronaut..

and you don't end every relationship with "I need space" then you're just wasting your time

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.

Comet me bro.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

Give him some space

Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space.

It's about time, too.

I hate breakups.

Especially when they try to let you down gently.
"It's not you, it's me" "I just need some space" "We can still be cousins".

My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh.

Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.

"I'm not a fool..."

An illiterate man loses his cheque book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your cheque book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: I am not a fool... I already signed all the cheques, so there is no space to forge my signature..

Two Aliens meet at a Bar in Deep Space

Two Aliens meet in a bar in deep space.
**First Alien:** On my way here I passed a beautiful blue world, 2/3 covered by water, The dominant race have discovered Satellite technology and Harnessed the power of nuclear weapons for defense.
**Second Alien:** Interesting, so it looks like we have an emerging intelligence in the Galaxy.
**First Alien:** That is what i thought but then I realized they pointed them at themselves.

My friend told me I make him feel uncomfortable because I violate his personal space...

It was a very hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.

Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts?

Because there's no such thing as safe space.

What currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

A man is looking for a parking space

Everywhere he looks, it seems as if every single space has been taken. Though never much of a church goer, the man looks up to the sky and says, "God, if you give me a parking space, I promise I'll stop sinning and go to church." Suddenly, a parking space opens up right in front of him.
"Never mind. I found one."

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

Because they're a little meteor

How to use and 5 times in a row grammatically

A man owned a store called This And That and hired another man to make a sign for it.
When it was finished the owner inspected the work.
He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said, The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it

In space, every book is a good book

You simply can't put it down.

Why are dogs afraid of outer space?

Because it's a vacuum.

Parking a single car doesn't require much space.

But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.

What do you call a tangled rope in space?

Astro-knot.

My first day as a car salesman...

Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?

If you've had s**... with less than 536 people, then having s**... with you is a more exclusive club than going into space.

I though I'd post something my ex-girlfriend could feel good about.

Some girl texted me the space button on her phone is broke

She texted "thespacebuttononmyphoneisbrokencanyoupleasegivemeanalternative" Can someone please tell me what ternative means.

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.
Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?
Team: Parking!?

The Trump administration is like the International Space Station

They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space

My girlfriend says she needs some space.

Which is confusing because I thought my imagination was limitless.

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

When Brexit happens, how much space will the EU lose?

Exactly 1GB

Why are there no transvestites in space ?

Because there is zero drag.

Customer: I want cargo space

Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: See me in my office

Overcome with the beauty of the Earth from space, the astronaut removed his helmet

The view was breathtaking

When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...

Europa creek with no paddle.
I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.

200Years in the future.

A team of the smartest people on earth go to a distant planet, believed to have life. When they land they're greeted by 3aliens. They speak perfect english.
"Leave outsiders. This is our home planet, only trusted individuals are allowed here!"
The space group is quite surprised by this. Most of them think about turning back and going to earth. When one man in the back of the group, Unseen by the aliens, Shows himself. Upon his sight the aliens appear to become much more peaceful with the humans.
"Oh you brought Dave with you! Why didn't you say so."

Why do all Russian Cosmonauts only drink black coffee?

Because in space, no one here use cream.

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."

Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory

At first I just wasn't putting in enough shifts, then I couldn't keep the space clean and finally I lost control

What do you call the space between fake b**...

Silicon Valley

I'm thinking of donating my body to science

It's taking up too much space in the freezer.

To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....
How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

Einstein and his wife are going through a tough time in their marriage.

Einstein: Tell me what you need, I'm here to help.
Wife: I just need two things right now, some space and time.
Einstein: Ok, so what's the second thing?

Space joke, Einstein and his wife are going through a tough time in their marriage.

jokes about space

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