The Best 83 Space Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Space jokes. There are some space mir jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these space space shuttle challenger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Space Jokes and Puns

Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?


A: 1 GB

Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"

Astronaut 2: "In space no-one can. Here, use cream"

Space joke, Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"

If Britain leaves the EU, how much space will be freed up?

1GB

Today one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.


An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in

"Grandfather, the radio says that the Russians have gone into space!"

"All of them?" he asks, putting down his rifle.

"No, only one."

He starts cleaning the rifle again.

Einstein developed a theory about space...

...it was about time too.

Space joke, Einstein developed a theory about space...

I just went to the Air & Space museum.

Man do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room.

My favourite Haiku

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park the car, man.

The Irishman's parking space

An Irishman is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.

He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."

Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."

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Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC...

There was a lot more stuff in there than I'd expected

Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space.

Its about time too

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He needed space.

What's a gay man's favorite planet?

Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.

Space joke, What's a gay man's favorite planet?

Why are there no transvestites in space?

Because there is zero drag.

 

 

^^I ^^literally ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^one ^^2 ^^hours ^^ago.

 

 

 

What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space.

Successful

Proof of God

Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space


When a woman asks for some time, and some space...

... she's trying to calculate speed

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

If you're an astronaut..

and you don't end every relationship with "I need space" then you're just wasting your time

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

With the UK leaving the EU, the union has some free space.

Exactly 1GB

How do you calm down an astronaut?

Give him some space

Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space.

It's about time, too.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel

But it takes up too much space in my freezer

I hate breakups.

Especially when they try to let you down gently.
"It's not you, it's me" "I just need some space" "We can still be cousins".

My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh.

Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.

My friend told me I make him feel uncomfortable because I violate his personal space...

It was a very hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.

How much free space does the EU have since Great Britain left?

1 GB

Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts?

Because there's no such thing as safe space.

What currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

A man is looking for a parking space

Everywhere he looks, it seems as if every single space has been taken. Though never much of a church goer, the man looks up to the sky and says, "God, if you give me a parking space, I promise I'll stop sinning and go to church." Suddenly, a parking space opens up right in front of him.

"Never mind. I found one."

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

Because they're a little meteor

How can you tell if an astronaut is gay?

You can't. There's no orientation in space.

How to use and 5 times in a row grammatically

A man owned a store called This And That and hired another man to make a sign for it.

When it was finished the owner inspected the work.

He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said, The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it

In space, every book is a good book

You simply can't put it down.

Why are dogs afraid of outer space?

Because it's a vacuum.

Parking a single car doesn't require much space.

But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.

My first day as a car salesman...

Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?

If you've had sex with less than 536 people, then having sex with you is a more exclusive club than going into space.

I though I'd post something my ex-girlfriend could feel good about.

Why are Astronauts always so calm?

There's no pressure in space.

Some girl texted me the space button on her phone is broke

She texted "thespacebuttononmyphoneisbrokencanyoupleasegivemeanalternative" Can someone please tell me what ternative means.

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

The Trump administration is like the International Space Station

They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there

Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon

They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called?

Apollo G

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

When Brexit happens, how much space will the EU lose?

Exactly 1GB

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space?

When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

Customer: I want cargo space

Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: See me in my office

Overcome with the beauty of the Earth from space, the astronaut removed his helmet

The view was breathtaking

When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...

Europa creek with no paddle.

I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.

Orion's Belt is a waist of space.

Bad pun, I know. 3 stars at best.

Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.

Bad joke. Only three stars.

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".

The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory

At first I just wasn't putting in enough shifts, then I couldn't keep the space clean and finally I lost control

What do you call the space between fake boobs

Silicon Valley

I'm thinking of donating my body to science

It's taking up too much space in the freezer.

To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....

How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

Einstein and his wife are going through a tough time in their marriage.

Einstein: Tell me what you need, I'm here to help.

Wife: I just need two things right now, some space and time.

Einstein: Ok, so what's the second thing?

What do you call a Mexican space chicken?

Apollo.

Why do people on the iss use linux

You can't open windows in space

Orion's Belt is a waist of space

Terrible joke... 3 stars

My girl left me to become an astronaut.

She said she needed some space.

What do you call an NCO in the Space Force?

A stargeant

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space

Lord , he prays, I cannot stand this, please open a parking space for me and I swear I'll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.

The clouds part and the sun shines on an empty space in the car park. Without hesitation the Irishman says, Actually never mind, I've found one.

An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...

He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."

I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife...

He needed space.

What do you call an Australian in space?

An Austronaut

What do you call the space between 2 artificial breasts?

Silicone Valley......

I'll leave and close the door behind me

Elon Musk and his girlfriend have broken up.

Told her he needed some space.

How do space travelers stay awake on the long journeys across the galaxy?

Do some light speed.

A man is struggling to find a parking space. Lord, he prays. I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot.

Without hesitation, the man says: Never mind, I found one!

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Well, hey, park your car, man.

Two other guys pulled out from going on space flight tomorrow with William Shatner

Right after they were issued red shirts for the mission.

I went to an event in space. It was bogus

Guess they didn't planet well.

You know how many corpses it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, it's not eight, because the crawl space is still dark.

Where do astronaut keyboards go for a drink?

The space bar.

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