Space Force Jokes
22 space force jokes and hilarious space force puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about space force that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Space Force Short Jokes
Short space force jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The space force humour may include short space launch jokes also.
- President Trump's greatest accomplishment was making us give the Coast Guard the respect that it deserves as a branch of the Armed Forces. He accomplished this by creating the Space Force.
- With this new Space Force being stood up... I've already been hearing that enlistment bonuses are going to be astronomical.
- With the new Space Force I heard America was building their very own Death Star...and the rebels are going to pay for it
- The new Space Force is going to cost the government billions in unforeseen expenses. The military housing allowance will go through the roof because the cost of living in space is astronomical.
- A marine, a navi seal and a Space Force.... Trumpfurine spaceman sitting by the fire.... well what are we going to call spaceforce people anyway?
- With the new announcement of the space force, Donald Trump decided to call this branch... Space Patrol Delta! The catch phrase will be, SPD emergency.
- With the space force being created, one thing is clear. Trump was confused by which aliens are invading.
- Trump was obviously joking when he said Space Force He meant Strategic Defense Initiative Organization Again
- [OC] Space Force Trump announced he is going to create a 6th division of the military called the Space Force. I actually think he might be good at that, he is experienced at hiring space cadets.
- In the next few months, Jeff Bezos plans to go into space. There he will be forced to stay inside a small metal room and p**... in a tube. I guess he is just trying to relate to his employees.
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Space Force One Liners
Which space force one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with space force? I can suggest the ones about nasa space and air force.
- What do you call an NCO in the Space Force? A stargeant
- I'm not sure if the US should build a space force The costs would skyrocket
- and we shall call it "Space Force".
- What do you call training in the Space Force? Spacic Training
- We will have the air force, and the space force, separate but equal like the 50s
- The Space Force is cool and all But the food s**....
Space Force Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about space force you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spaceship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make space force pranks.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small plane. You would need it perfectly positioned with no other forces acting on it. The tiniest disturbance could knock it over (and will).
Not because it was two tired