The Best 9 Soylent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soylent jokes. There are some soylent good jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soylent aspartame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soylent Jokes and Puns

What does Soylent Green taste like?

It varies from person to person.

Following the meatless hamburger craze, a German company announced that they will start making a patty made out of Soylent Green.

They insist it is made completely from Hamburgers.

Soylent Cola, the soda made from grinding up people, is said to not have a set flavor

They say the taste varies from person to person.

I get really grumpy when the work canteen has Soylent Green on the menu.

I'm really not a people person.

Trump plan to alleviate world hunger and illegal immigration . . .

. . . he's going to round up all illegal aliens and issue them Soylent Green cards

It's okay if you're not comfortable with Soylent Green yet

It grows on you.

What do Soylent Green and McDonald's have in common?

The people that eat them don't know what's in them and they're better off not knowing.

What's the quietest food you can eat?


Soylent green tastes so good

Its the sauce "to die for"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soylent person jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soylent nutritious piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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