Soy Sauce Jokes

Funniest Soy Sauce Short Jokes

Short soy sauce jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soy sauce humour may include short soy milk jokes also.

1. Went out for sushi last night And a guy spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except me. Don't Kikkoman when he's down
2. Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, an unknown assailant threw soy sauce all over me. Whoever it is sure knows how to Kikkoman when he's down.
3. A man tells his wife he's not feeling well. When she comes home from the grocery store, she brings him his favorite soy sauce to cheer him up. He says Oh, I see, Kikkoman when he's down .
4. I found out my husband got fired from his job today. In order to cheer him up I got him his favorite soy sauce. He said to me
   "Oh I see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
5. If I have to hear any more jokes about soy sauce I will Kikkoman!
   Sorry, maybe I'll think of a better joke Tamari.
6. My cellphone got wet, so I put it in rice, but I don't think it's working. The soy sauce just made things worse.
7. What did the Chinese restaurant do when they ran out of soy sauce? They cooked like there was no tamari.
8. A packet of soy sauce walks into a cantina in Mexico City... And tells the bartender, "Yo Soy Salsa"

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Soy Sauce One Liners

Which soy sauce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soy sauce? I can suggest the ones about hot sauce and spaghetti sauce.

1. Why is soy sauce forbidden in fights? 'Cause you should never Kikkoman when he's down.
2. What did the Spanish sauce say to the English sauce? Soy sauce.
3. How does a spanish condiment identify itself? Soy sauce
4. How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta? Yo no soy marinara
5. I cant buy soy sauce today... ..Perhaps Tamari
6. Jose looked at a bottle of soy sauce He said, "Yes you are"
7. LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way
8. How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it.
9. Why was the soy sauce early for its appointment? It was actually Tamari
10. Brother asked me if the our soy sauce was low sodium. I said NA.
11. Im on medication because soy sauce is additive
12. Whens the best time to buy soy sauce? Tamari
13. What do Spanish priests put on the communion bread? Soy sauce
14. Two Sauces A jar of salsa walks up to a bottle of soy sauce and says, "yo soy sauce"
15. what if soy milk is just regular milk.... with added soy sauce

Soy Sauce Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about soy sauce you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tomato sauce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soy sauce pranks.