Soy Milk Jokes

Funniest Soy Milk Short Jokes

Short soy milk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soy milk humour may include short almond milk jokes also.

1. Spanish Dad Joke Dad: Son what are you drinking?
   Son: Soy Milk
   Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad
2. -What are you drinking, son? -Soy milk.
   -Hola milk, soy tu padre.
   Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
3. Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son?
   SON: Soy milk.
   DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre.
4. A man asks his son what he is drinking. The son responds, "soy milk."
   And the dad says, "hola leche. Me llamo Padre!"
5. My priest asked me for soy milk this morning.. I said, forgive me father for I have skimmed.
6. I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk. Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."
7. A Spanish teacher is at the grocery store- -and as he's shopping he sees a sign exclaiming "Soy milk!"
   So he stops and says, "Hola milk! Soy Ricardo!"
8. The thing you don't know about soy milk is... It's really just introducing itself in Spanish.
   "Soy milk"
9. What did Senor Leche Gato say when the barista asked for his name and whether he wanted anything mixed into his coffee? Soy Milk.
10. A Spaniard is walking through a grocery store He spies a carton on the shelf labeled "Soy Milk"
    He smiles to himself and says softly "yes you are"

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Soy Milk One Liners

Which soy milk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soy milk? I can suggest the ones about soy sauce and cow milk.

1. Dad joke..... Dad: what are you drinking, son?
   Son: Soy Milk
   Dad: Hola Milk, soy padre
2. Father: Hey son what are you drinking? Son: Soy-milk
   Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre
3. I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish
4. What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk.
5. What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
6. soy milk hola milk, soy papá
7. How did the milk introduce itself at the Spanish party? Soy milk
8. Soy milk is just ordinary milk introducing itself in Spanish.
9. Soy milk Hola milk
   Soy papa
10. What does milk in Mexico say when meeting others? Soy Milk
11. How does a vegan cow introduce itself in Spanish? Soy milk
12. Milk Maybe Soy Milk is just real milk introducing itself in Spanish.
13. How do they make soy milk? By milking soy boys.
14. Boy: Dad, Do We Have Any Soy Milk? Dad: Hola Milk, Soy Es Padre.
15. SOY MIGUEL How many Spanish speaking people buy soy milk thinking its real milk?

Soy Milk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about soy milk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soy milk pranks.